vinniebatman | Entries tagged with mcshep

Title: Sense Memory
Author:

vinniebatman
Fandom: SGA
Characters/Pairings: John/Rodney
Rating/Warnings: Adult for recollections of sex. Warnings for slash, and, to my surprise, spanking.
Spoilers: General spoilers for the series.
Beta:

_beetle_
Disclaimer: I so totally own these shows. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer: I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Stargate" and its spin-offs. Those works belong to their creators.
Author's Note: Inspired by THIS picture posted by

neevebrody.

( Sense Memory )

Current Mood: good
Current Music: "Doomesday" on FX

Title: Turtle Necks Can Only Mean One Thing.
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom/Spoilers: SGA, Episode Related
Pairing: McShep
Spoilers: To be safe, up through Season Five, episode 7, though this fic takes part at the start of the episode.
Rating/Warnings: Teen with reference
Disclaimer: If I did own SGA, God, the amount of naked hot gay luvin' would be overwhelming! But I don't, so let us mourn appropriately.
Summary: Why John was wearing a turtle neck. While Rodney and John only had about ten seconds of shared screen time this episode, I was struck by John's turtle neck. John doesn't really wear turtle necks, only jackets that cover his neck. Given my limited scope of thought regarding SGA (which mainly consists of seeking out slashy subtext) my immediate conclusion was that John was hiding hickies. Given Rodney's sarcastic nature, one would assume that Rodney would have noticed and thus mocked John. Thus, I came to the following conclusion: John was wearing a turtle neck to hide hickies given to him by Rodney.
A/N: Okay, so, the second John walked in, I got curious.
Beta: suki_blue

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( Sillyness HERE )

Title: A Royal Pain in the Ass, Part Five
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom/Spoilers: SGA AU. Contains characters from the show, but that's about where it ends.
Pairings: McShep
Prompt: Written for the birthday of one of my favoritest people in the world,

suki_blue ! I heart you...
Rating/Warnings: Adult at some point. Hey, it's a present, and what says "I love you" better than gay pron?
Disclaimer: If I did own SGA, God, the amount of naked hot gay luvin' would be overwhelming! But I don't, so let us mourn appropriately.
Summary: Prince Rodney must complete a quest in order to be named King
A/N: Okay, so I was working on another story, but it just wouldn't work out, so I decided to scrap it and start anew.
Beta: None
Previous Parts Can Be Found HERE.
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Title: A Royal Pain in the Ass, Part Four
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom/Spoilers: SGA AU. Contains characters from the show, but that's about where it ends.
Pairings: McShep
Prompt: Written for the birthday of one of my favoritest people in the world, Suki_blue ! I heart you...
Rating/Warnings: Adult! Finally! Hey, it's a present, and what says "I love you" better than gay pron?
Disclaimer: If I did own SGA, God, the amount of naked hot gay lovin' would be overwhelming! But I don't, so let us mourn appropriately.
Summary: Prince Rodney must complete a quest in order to be named King
A/N: This will probably be the longest part of the story. And I apologize for part three, which was kind of lame. It was problematic, but I had to get it written. I feel part four makes up for it in characterization and sex. Also thanks to mecurtin for her suggestions regarding John. They helped! Also, I have no knowledge of mining, so please ignore any glaring errors you come across. Or give me some suggestions.
Beta: None
Previous Parts Can Be Found HERE
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Current Music: Mississippi Goddam by Nina Simone

Title: A Royal Pain in the Ass, Part Three
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom/Spoilers: SGA AU. Contains characters from the show, but that's about where it ends.
Pairings: McShep
Prompt: Written for the birthday of one of my favoritest people in the world,suki_blue . I heart you...
Rating/Warnings: Adult at some point. Hey, it's a present, and what says "I love you" better than gay pron?
Disclaimer: If I did own SGA, God, the amount of naked hot gay luvin' would be overwhelming! But I don't, so let us mourn appropriately.
Summary: Prince Rodney must complete a quest in order to be named King
A/N: Okay, sorry this took so long. But it turned out that I hadn't thought a major plot development, namely the destruction of the Wraith, all the way through. But now I have, so we may rejoice.
Beta: None

Previous Parts Can Be Found HERE.
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( Part Three )

Part Four is Here (Currently Blocked for Editing... Sorry!)

Title: BEST.DAY.EVER.
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: SGA
Pairings/Characters: McShep
Rating/Warnings: Adult
Summary: wolfshark wanted some happy!comment!porn for her rainy day. I started a comment, but like much of my writing, it just kept growing and growing. So instead I present happy!goodfuture!drabble!series!porn! It's a story with porn told in five true 100-word drabbles. NOT BETA'D, just a bit of crazy porn n' fluff.

Disclaimer: I conquered the world AND the Pegasus Galaxy. I now own all. Thank you. Or not.

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Current Music: Valerie by the Zutons

Title:A Royal Pain in the Ass, Part One
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom/Spoilers: SGA AU. Contains characters from the show, but that's about where it ends.
Pairings: McShep
Prompt: Written for the birthday of one of my favoritest people in the world,

suki_blue ! I heart you...
Rating/Warnings: Adult at some point. Hey, it's a present, and what says "I love you" better than gay pron?
Disclaimer: If I did own SGA, God, the amount of naked hot gay luvin' would be overwhelming! But I don't, so let us mourn appropriately.
Summary: In order to be crowned King, Prince Rodney must undertake a terrifying quest.
A/N: Okay, so I was working on another story, but it just wouldn't work out, so I decided to scrap it and start anew. then this story just kept growing and getting longer. I don't know how long it will take, so I decided to go ahead and post the first section to get peoples reactions.
Beta: None
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( Once Upon a Time... )

Current Music: Have a Nice Day by Stereophonics

Title: Lip Balm
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: SGA, early season 2.
Pairings: McShep
Rating/Warnings: Teen, maybe Adult for innuendo
Disclaimer: If I did own SGA, God, the amount of naked hot gay luvin' would be overwhelming! But I don't, so let us mourn appropriately. Also, my apologies to the Burt's Bees folks.
Summary: Rodney considers John, sexuality, lip balms, and his chances at hittin' it.
A/N: I was putting on lip balm, and it just came to me. I don't know why, but I hope you enjoy it. This just a quickie, unbeta'd.

( Mm... Minty )

Title: Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Slashies...
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: SGA
Pairings/Characters: Hints of McShep, Shep/Dex, McShep/Dex, Shep/P-90, Shep/Tree
Rating/Warnings: Teen, references to masturbation, threesomes, slash, and crazy un-betaed writing.
Summary: Rodney explains the fandom to Ronon and Teyla. Of course, this bit of SGA insanity was inspired

suki_blue. Please forgive my lame attempt at script formatting. All characters in this stereotypically in character and exaggerated.
Disclaimer: I conquered the world AND the Pegasus Galaxy. I now own all. Thank you. Or not.

( Crazy Mumblings Here )

Title: The Mistletoe Conspiracy
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: SGA
Pairings/Characters: McShep
Rating/Warnings: Teen
Summary: When smart people get bored, strange things happen. This is my pathetic version of a Christmas prezzie for

suki_blue.
Disclaimer: I conquered the world AND the Pegasus Galaxy. I now own all. Thank you. Or not.

( Conspiracy Ahoy! )

Title: Ass Shot
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: SGA
Pairings: McShep
Rating/Warnings: Teen, maybe Adult for innuendo or language
Disclaimer: If I did own SGA, God, the amount of naked hot gay luvin' would be overwhelming! But I don't, so let us mourn appropriately
Summary: While working on McKay's wound, Beckett learns a few things.
A/N: This is my first one for this fandom, and I wrote it for the one, the only

suki_blue. I also want to give a shout out to

darkhavens for also helping me get addicted to this fandom.Takes place during "Sateda," whilst McKay is still doped up. Its silly and stupid and I hope I didn't screw up too badly.

( MY ASS! )