Title: Ride the Broom! 2/2
Series: Mischief and Porn: the Journals of Xander Harris
Author: ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/Harry Potter Takes place after Season Five of Angel, and lives in it's own altered version of Year Eight in HP. Pretty much anything after book six has been changed to fit my will. Cuz I can. Just go with it, 'kay? Also, pay no attention to the Season 8 comic.
Pairings: Spander, of course, references to established Faith/Andrew
Rating/Warnings: Adult for the gay man on man loving! (yay!)
Prompt: Harry Potter 'verse suggested by DOOMSDAYBRUNETTE at TtH
Summary: After pissing off all the slayers, Willow sends Spike and Xander on a trip to a school in Scotland. Some of the students may never recover. Snape sure as hell won't.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss and Rowling; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Previous Parts: Archived Here
Beta:Suki Blue, who is my hero!
A/N: Heh, yeah, it's been several months. Yeah, I suck like this. Let this be a lesson to you, never sign up for three ficathons whilst having 8 or 9 WIP. It's just not good.
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( Crazy Zanyness and Pron Here! )
Title: Ride the Broom! 1/2
Series: Mischief and Porn: the Journals of Xander Harris
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS/Harry Potter. Takes place after Season Five of Angel, and lives in it's own altered version of Year Eight in HP. Just go with it, 'kay? Also, pay no attention to the Season 8 comic.
Pairings: Spander, of course, references to established Faith/Andrew
Rating/Warnings: Adult for the gay man on man loving! (yay!)
Prompt: Harry Potter 'verse suggested by DOOMSDAYBRUNETTE at TtH
Summary: After pissing off all the slayers, Willow sends Spike and Xander on a trip to a school in Scotland. Some of the students may never recover.
Teaser: We only discovered the store a week ago, and since that time, the pranks we have pulled are mighty! The best ones were when we turned Angel into a Canary, made Buffy puke during a meeting with the Prime Minister, and gave Faith a Ton-Tongue Toffee. God, the only thing funnier than making someone lisp and mumble around their massively oversized tongue is when that person is mumbling and lisping with a Boston accent.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss and Rowling; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Previous Parts: Archived HERE
A/N: Okay, so I wrote two stories about a terminally ill Xander being turned by Spike, and the zany whacky goodness that followed. I posted this story on TtH, and I got some requets for more, and some suggestions for furture ideas. Essentially, this is going to be Spike and Xander traveling, gettting into different fandoms, and having lots of the sex.
( Yay for Frightening Professors! )
Series: Mischief and Porn: the Journals of Xander Harris
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS/Harry Potter. Takes place after Season Five of Angel, and lives in it's own altered version of Year Eight in HP. Just go with it, 'kay? Also, pay no attention to the Season 8 comic.
Pairings: Spander, of course, references to established Faith/Andrew
Rating/Warnings: Adult for the gay man on man loving! (yay!)
Prompt: Harry Potter 'verse suggested by DOOMSDAYBRUNETTE at TtH
Summary: After pissing off all the slayers, Willow sends Spike and Xander on a trip to a school in Scotland. Some of the students may never recover.
Teaser: We only discovered the store a week ago, and since that time, the pranks we have pulled are mighty! The best ones were when we turned Angel into a Canary, made Buffy puke during a meeting with the Prime Minister, and gave Faith a Ton-Tongue Toffee. God, the only thing funnier than making someone lisp and mumble around their massively oversized tongue is when that person is mumbling and lisping with a Boston accent.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss and Rowling; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Previous Parts: Archived HERE
A/N: Okay, so I wrote two stories about a terminally ill Xander being turned by Spike, and the zany whacky goodness that followed. I posted this story on TtH, and I got some requets for more, and some suggestions for furture ideas. Essentially, this is going to be Spike and Xander traveling, gettting into different fandoms, and having lots of the sex.
( Yay for Frightening Professors! )
Ain't No Party Like a Costume Party
Aug. 4th, 2006 12:27 pmTitle: Ain't No Party Like a Costume Party
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS, AtS
Pairings: Spander, of course.
Rating/Warnings: Adult
Prompt:This prompt is from![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
babysquid and is simply "codpiece."
Summary: Several months after being turned by Spike, Xander and his Sire meet up with their friends. Xander's POV
Teaser: "I stared at Angel's crotch in wonder. It was like a car wreck and I couldn't look away."
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture and chainsaws so I could meet the real him. I now own all. Thank you. Or not.
A/N: This is a sequel to my story "Do Not Go Gentle Into that Good Night - Go Screaming," but you don't need to have read the first one. Just know that Xander was dying so Spike turned him when Willow found a spell to anchor souls.
I got several requests for a continuation of my fic that I decided to do one. I had a couple lines running through my head, so I just started, paying attention to the prompt provided bybabysquid. However, it gets wierder. Two of my favorite authors on LJ, suki_blue and amejisuto , are total Batman nuts, so the three threads (the prompt, the sequel, and being unintentionally influenced by Ame and Suki) just met up to create this strange bit of joy.
Dedication: Tobabysquid, suki_blue, and amejisuto as a thanks to the inspiration they gave me.
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS, AtS
Pairings: Spander, of course.
Rating/Warnings: Adult
Prompt:This prompt is from
babysquid and is simply "codpiece."Summary: Several months after being turned by Spike, Xander and his Sire meet up with their friends. Xander's POV
Teaser: "I stared at Angel's crotch in wonder. It was like a car wreck and I couldn't look away."
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture and chainsaws so I could meet the real him. I now own all. Thank you. Or not.
A/N: This is a sequel to my story "Do Not Go Gentle Into that Good Night - Go Screaming," but you don't need to have read the first one. Just know that Xander was dying so Spike turned him when Willow found a spell to anchor souls.
I got several requests for a continuation of my fic that I decided to do one. I had a couple lines running through my head, so I just started, paying attention to the prompt provided by
babysquid. However, it gets wierder. Two of my favorite authors on LJ, suki_blue and amejisuto , are total Batman nuts, so the three threads (the prompt, the sequel, and being unintentionally influenced by Ame and Suki) just met up to create this strange bit of joy.Dedication: To
babysquid, suki_blue, and amejisuto as a thanks to the inspiration they gave me.Title: Do Not Go Gentle Into that Good Night- Go Screaming
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BTVS
Pairing/Character: Mmm... Spander.
Rating/Warnings: Character death, smutty guy-on-guy-ness, so R or NC-17/Mature
Prompt: I made a mess of everything, even my death. ~ Edmond Rostand // Cyrano de Bergerac
Summary: "I'd never seen Willow's eyes so wide before- never. Buffy looked shocked, but amused, and Giles looked he was going to break his glasses. And Dawn- Dawn just had that lecherous look on her face that she got watching Brad Pitt shirtless in 'Fight Club.'"
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture and chainsaws so I could meet the real him. I now own all. Thank you.
Or not
A/N: 'Kay, this is just a quicky, hope you like.
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BTVS
Pairing/Character: Mmm... Spander.
Rating/Warnings: Character death, smutty guy-on-guy-ness, so R or NC-17/Mature
Prompt: I made a mess of everything, even my death. ~ Edmond Rostand // Cyrano de Bergerac
Summary: "I'd never seen Willow's eyes so wide before- never. Buffy looked shocked, but amused, and Giles looked he was going to break his glasses. And Dawn- Dawn just had that lecherous look on her face that she got watching Brad Pitt shirtless in 'Fight Club.'"
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture and chainsaws so I could meet the real him. I now own all. Thank you.
Or not
A/N: 'Kay, this is just a quicky, hope you like.
( Shocking! )
