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Quote of the Day: I heard the song on my iPod and this line just stuck in my head"

"When I was a baby I was not prejudiced
Hey how about you
This was something
That I learned in school"
-Ben Harper, "How Many Miles Must We March?"

My aunt sent me this joke, and for some reason, perhaps the descriptive details, I hearted it. so here it is.

If you like President Bush, I wouldn't recommend reading the joke...

Donald Rumsfeld breifed the President this morning.

He told Bush that three Brazilian soldiers were killed

in Iraq.

To everyone's amazement, all of the colour ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.

Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld,

"Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"

So, my hubby and his mom went to humboldt this weekend, and due to extenuating circumstances, I did not join them. As such, I spent the weekend...

DOING ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUSLY NOTHING!

Although I did watch "Invader Zim," which I enjoyed immensely. Ahh... piggy.

So, in honor of the Irken invaders, I give you....

a quote.

"You expect me to pay to be on this filthy machine? Have you the brain worms?!! " -Zim, when told he has to pay to ride the city bus. Eww...

I was listening to the new Muse album, and one song called "Take a Bow" came on.

*whispers* I think there is a political message in it. Can you see it?

( Read more... )

And last night, I had strange bizarre dreams that involved psuedo-Buddhist monks, a semi-James Bond sub-plot, and an technological apocalypse. I took in several animals and seriously started to think they were my children. My brain is sooo wierd.

Current Mood: suspicious

"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" - Ernest Gaines

We would like to know who really believes in gay rights on LiveJournal. There is no bribe of a miracle or anything like that. If you truly believe in gay rights, then repost this and title the post as "Gay Rights". If you don't believe in gay rights, then just ignore this. Thanks.

Current Mood: crazy

Okay, so Empire Magazine, the best movie magazine in the world, does this online, Christmas Advent Calander each year. Here are some of the goodies:

Christmas Quotes:
"Now I have a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho."

Hans, Die Hard

"Nephew, if I could work my will any idiot who goes around with a Merry Christmas on his lips would be cooked with his own turkey and buried with a stake of holly through his heart."

Ebenezer Scrooge, The Muppet's Christmas Carol

Cindy Lou Who: "Santa, what's the meaning of Christmas?"
The Grinch: "VENGEANCE! I mean... presents, I suppose"

How The Grinch Stole Christmas

"There's children throwing snowballs / instead of throwing heads / they're busy building toys / and absolutely no one's dead!"

Jack Skellington, A Nightmare Before Christmas

"I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands"

Buddy, Elf

"Who needs Christmas anyway? I say 'Bug Humbar'."

Dick Solomon, 3rd Rock From The Sun

"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah."

Clark, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

"If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas.
It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to the Smurfs, and it's gonna happen to us."

Bart, The Simpsons

"Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! Fuck me, Santa! "

Sue, Bad Santa

"Oh, Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind... and that's what's been changing. That's why I'm glad I'm here, maybe I can do something about it. "

Kris Kringle, Miracle on 34th Street

"Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan! "

George Bailey, It's A Wonderful Life

"It's Christmas Eve. It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would be. "

Frank Cross, Scrooged

"This is CHRISTMAS. The season of perpetual hope. And I don't care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike. If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, I am going to get home to my son."

Kate McCallister, Home Alone

Otis B. Driftwood: "It's all right, tha-that's in every contract. Tha-that's what they call a sanity clause."
Fiorello: "Ha ha ha... you can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause."

A Night At The Opera

"... so if you believe in Christmas, children, like your uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record... "

Billy Mack, Love, Actually

"Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn." -Charlie "Bird" Parker

I like this quote.

It's raining like a mother fucker here. Had to walk to the Annex this afternoon. Not of the fun.

Kostya and I are suposed to hang out tonight. No idea about the plan.

I need to go shopping too.

Kinda bugged about having a crush. When I didn't see Kostya all semester, I figured I wouldn't crush on him. But I did and now I do. I hate crushes. They only lead to disappointment. Bastards.

Oh, and I'm fucking tired of my Darwin class. Want to kill it and him. A lot.

Today Nicole, the former druggie who gets noisy drunk, turned 21. She bought $108 worth of alchol. Dear god. I hope I don't kill her.

A beer bong is in the works. Emma is,apparently, the MacGyver of beer bongs.

Current Mood: cold
Current Music: Precious Things by Tori Amos

Thought a cool quote today:
I should be nicer, but I don't care enough to try.

In other news, I do get more loan money, but for whatever head-up-the-anus reason, they won't give it to me until October. What in the fucking fuck? And I still don't have a crush, almost had one on a guy named Joseph (out of sheer desperation), but he had a wedding ring, and is apparently conservative *shudders*. My roommates are cool, not much to complain about. Life is just boring, but that's okay. Because things could be worse. Our LGA attempts to be all hardcore hippie, but she's all peppy. Pep sucks donkey choad.

Emma is going home for the weekend, so I'll have the room to myself. I can now walk about in the buff. Am feeling oddly apathetic and cynical, its kinda fun. I like being a bitch- is that wrong. In my Darwin and Darwinism class, the teacher, Tom Jones (I kid you not, that is his name), like making us embarrassed and feel like we know nothing. Its insane and I hate it. But whatever. If I can survive this semester, I can move on. To what, I don't know, but to something. Anything.

Current Mood: apathetic and cynical
Current Music: Roland by Interpol

Thats an awesome line, the movie Willow Rocks! Young Val Kilmer *drools*. Anywhoo, Corinna and I got home last night, but the trip was... frightening. But that is for Corinna to tell, not me. But I'm glad to be home and to see my doggy, he's special. My mom's dog is doing well. She was diagnosed with cancer, but the vet gave her steroids, and so she's always hungry! OH my god, she's insane! She tried to eat a bunch of bananas. But here is a survey (apparently called a meme) that I stole from velvetwhip, which she stole from... someone else. But here are the questions:
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My journal is called _____ because _____.
My subtitle is _____ because _____.
My friends page is called _____ because _____.
My username is ____ because _____.
My default userpic is _____ because_____.
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* My journal name is Welcome to my Bathut, in keeping with my Bat-theme.
* My subtitle is "Because Batcave is overused."
* My friends page is called "My League O' Justice," because I be a wee bit nerdy. Nerds rule!
* My username is batmanvinnie , which comes from two high school nicknames. The batman is from when I played an alchemist and wore a cape in a high school play. Whenever I screwed up in rehersal, I spread my cape, faced the director, and said "IAMBATMAN!!!" This director also taught my SAT prep workshop, and one night he called my Batman, and it kind of stuck. Then once I watched "Analyse This" and I started a mafia. I was Vinnie the Butcher, and we also had Guido the Baker and Sylvio the Candlestick Maker. So thats that.
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So here you go, there are my answers. Do it punks, or I'ma cut you!

Current Mood: relaxed
Current Music: Nada. I'm on my parents computer

Today's song of the day is
"Mass Destruction," by Faithless. Read the lyrics, its a good song with a good point.
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With a long range weapon or suicide bomber
Wicked mind is a weapon of mass destruction

Whether you're stowaway's son or BBC 1
Dis-information is a weapon of mass destruction

You could a caucasian or a poor asian
Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

Whether inflation or globalisation
Fear is a weapon of mass destruction

My dad came into my room, holdin his hat
I knew he was leavin', he sat
on my bed, told me some facts,
son

I have a duty, callin on me
You and your sister be
brave my little soldier,
and don't forget all i told ya
Your the mister of the house now remember this
And when you wake up in the morning give ya momma a kiss,
then I had to say goodbye

In the morning i woke momma with a kiss on each eyelid,
Even though im only a kid,
certain things can't be hid
Momma grabbed me, held me like i was made of gold,
but left her in the story untold
I said, momma it will be allright,
when daddy comes home, tonight

With a long range weapon or suicide bomber
Wicked mind is a weapon of mass destruction

Whether you're stowaway's son or BBC 1
Dis-information is a weapon of mass destruction

You could a caucasian or a poor asian
Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

Whether inflation or globalisation
Fear is a weapon of mass destruction

Whether Haliburton, Enron or anyone
Greed is a weapon of mass destruction

We need to find courage, overcome
Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction
Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction
Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction

My story stops here, lets be clear
this scenario is happenin everywhere
and you ain't goin to nirvana or favana
You comin right back here to live out your karma
with even more drama
than previously, seriously
Just how many centuries have we been waiting for someone else to make us free
And we refuse to see,
The people overseas are just like we
Mad leadership, amigos, unfettered and free
They feed on the people they're supposed to lead, I dont need it
We need to pray away, for the lord to make it all straight
Its only now we do it right, cos I don't want my daddy, leavin home tonight

With a long range weapon or suicide bomber
Wicked mind is a weapon of mass destruction

Whether you're stowaway's son or BBC 1
Dis-information is a weapon of mass destruction

You could a caucasian or a poor asian
Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

Whether inflation or globalisation
Fear is a weapon of mass destruction

Whether Haliburton, Enron or anyone
Greed is a weapon of mass destruction

We need to find courage, overcome
Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction
Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction
Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction

Current Mood: blank

Okay, so I'm lame and depressed for the third time in five days. So to give me some joy- John Mayer quotes. If you think I'm being lame, don't say a fucking thing or I will kill you all.
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"Buttered Popcorn Jelly Belly gives me hope for many other things in life, because if you can make a jelly bean that tastes like popcorn and doesn't get stuck in your throat, I think we can make wheelchairs a thing of the past. I think we can turn wheelchairs into bar carts."
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"People ask me what the best part of being famous is, my first thought is to tell them about my new flat screen. Seriously, it rocks, it is beautiful. But it is more than just my flat screen. It is the fact that I can play this next song, and none of you will leave."
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"Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes."
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"I don't mind making sissy rock... I'll rock your ass sensitive-style"
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"I am begining to know what it feels like to be a woman. To have people looking at you all the time. And im sorry ladies i had no idea! But people are looking at me all the time. Its like i have musical boobies!"
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"I would also like to say hello to the top of the mullet. Business up top party in the back ."
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"like I want Lucky Charms with all marshmallows. Just sell me the marshmallows, or give me like an oat sifter. Give me a Lucky Charms sifter. Throw the whole box in there, shake it down, all the oats fall down into a bowl, put that back in the box, and just take all the marshmallows out. I'm the kind of person who would take the marshmallows out of the cereal."
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"I love coconut, because when you think you're done eating coconut, 25 minutes later, a little piece of coconut comes out of the back of your mouth, and then you say, "Hey! It's more coconut!" I think any food with that kind of determination needs a little respect"
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"I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough."
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“The trapper keep is the genesis of obsessive-compulsive disorder in my generation. They had a pretty detail conversion chart inside…measure my penis with the folder too…The first week of school the trapper keeper everything is perfectly filed and then the 3rd 4th day the Louisiana purchase just ended up getting crumble up in the bottom of your backpack and you say next year”
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"Let be honest, most girls who scream "I love you", "I want to have your baby!" are screaming that in a more recreational , kind of like sportsman spectator like way. And if you were like "I dont have a Condom" you know...They'd Run!!!"

Current Mood: depressed
Current Music: "The Cheat is Not Dead" by Strong Bad

My homie Corinna shared this with me, and I thought I'd pass it on.
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"The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath." -- Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart

Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: "Rape Me" by Nirvana