Title: The Third Date Theorem
Author: [personal profile] vinniebatman
Fandom: Criminal Minds, NCIS
Characters/Pairings: Spencer Reid/Tony Dinozzo
Rating/Warnings:  Teen for references to serial killers.  Also, warnings for super cheesey flirting.
Spoilers: General spoilers for season 3 of NCIS and 6 of Criminal Minds.
Prompt:  Tony Dinozzo/Spencer Reid, third date for amejisuto
Word Count: 830
Beta: [profile] _beetle_
Disclaimer:  I so totally own these shows.  Bow Down!  *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy.  No harm is meant.  Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer:  I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Criminal Minds" or "NCIS."  These works belong to their creators.
Author's Notes: Yeah, the idea for the title of the story totally came from the episode titles on "The Big Bang Theory."

The Third Date Theorem )
Title: Keeping Up Appearances
Author: [livejournal.com profile] vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS, AtS
Characters/Pairings: Cordelia/Snape, Ron/Hermione, UST of the Draco/Harry variety.
Rating/Warnings: Teen for language, warnings for random crackness and slashy undertones.
Spoilers: General spoilers for the AtS and up through Deathly Hallows, though I ignore the epilogue.
Prompt: Cordy/Snape snarkage for [livejournal.com profile] bumpkin_is
Word Count: 594 (a bit too long, but rules are for squares)
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_
Disclaimer: I so totally own this show. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note:Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer: I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Buffy the VampireSlayer," "Angel the Series," or "Harry Potter." These works belong to theirrespective creators.
Author's Notes: Yes, the title is a reference to the British show of the same name.

Keeping Up Appearances )
Title: That Guy and That Other Guy
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: Die Hard AU, mixed with DC Universe/Justice League
Characters/Pairings: John, Matt, featuring Superman, Wonder Woman, and Holly. John/Matt
Summary: John McClane becomes the new Green Lantern, and Matt Farrell aka the Flash, develops a crush.
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen for language and manly men kissage.
Spoilers: Generally fthe Justice League series, and through the first three Die Hard movies.
Disclaimer: I so totally own Die Hard and the DC 'verse. So Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Beta: Thanks for the betaing and cheerleading of [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_!
Dedication: Written for my dear friend [livejournal.com profile] megyal who is just a total sweetie, and got me into the Die Hard fandom. I started this as a little "pick me up" for her some time ago. So for the holidays, I decided to clean it up and add to it.

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Read Here )
Title: Ice Cold
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/Harry Potter
Pairings: For this one, Sam Winchester/Connor Reilly, hints of Dean Winchester/Illyria
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap the owners; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership of either Supernatural or Angel the Series are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
A/N: Okay, so I read a couple of stories showing Sam in love with various other characters. But what if he'd fallen for them while in Stanford? How would that have changed the night of the demon's return?
Betas: [profile] anxiety_junkie and [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_. Thanks a million, you two!
All parts are HERE in my memories

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Love Story Five Here )
Title: I Put a Spell on You
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: Supernatural/Harry Potter
Pairings: For this one, Sam Winchester/Hermione Granger
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap the owners; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership of either Supernatural or Harry Potter are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
A/N: Okay, so I read a couple of stories showing Sam in love with various other characters. But what if he'd fallen for them while in Stanford? How would that have changed the night of the demon's return?
All parts are HERE in my memories

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Love Story Four Here )
Title: Trembling Before God...desses
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: Supernatural/DC Comics
Pairings: For this one, Sam Winchester/Diana Prince (aka Wonder Woman)
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap the owners; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership of either Supernatural or the DC works are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
A/N: Okay, so I read a couple of stories showing Sam in love with various other characters. But what if he'd fallen for them while in Stanford? How would that have changed the night of the demon's return?
All parts areHERE in my memories

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Love Story Number Three )
Title: Fire and Ice
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: Supernatural/Smallville
Pairings: For this one, Sam Winchester/Clark Kent
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss and Kripke; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership of either Supernatural or Smallville (and the creators of the characters therein) are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
A/N: Okay, so I read a couple of stories showing Sam in love with various other characters. But what if he'd fallen for them while in Stanford? How would that have changed the night of the demon's return?
All parts areHERE in my memories
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Love Story Two Here ) 
Title: Broken Glass
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/SPN
Pairings: For this one, Sam Winchester/Dawn Summers
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss and Kripke; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership of either Supernatural or Buffy the Vampire Slayer are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
A/N: Okay, so I read a couple of stories showing Sam in love with various other characters. But what if he'd fallen for them while in Stanford? How would that have changed the night of the demon's return?

All parts are HERE in my memories
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Love Story One Here )

Title:Stakeout
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/DC Comics
Rating/Warnings: This one is teenishy for references to blowjobs.
Spoilers: Through all of BtVS and AtS (minus the comics), and just borrows Batman and Flash.
Disclaimer: I so totally own the Buffyverse and DCverse. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Beta: Suki, who is my own personal jesus. And she can be my hero, baby.
Author's Notes: This is just a "hello, I give you this so you may smile" fic for Amejisuto. I actually started this with her in mind many many many years ago, but sorta forgot about it. bad me.

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Story Here! )
Title:Capitalism and Funny Syphilis: In Which the Immortal Four Learn Things They Wish They Hadn't
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/Highlander
Pairings: Xander/Anya
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Prompt: A Scooby working at Joe's bar.
Disclaimer: I so totally own these shows, and related films and merchandise. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Author's Note: Okay, so I'm not majorly into Highlander, but I do watch it when I can catch an episode. Because of that, this occurs in no specific time period.
Betas: Thanks to suki_blue for the grammar beta, and Ame for the quick Highlander check.


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Title:Seeking Solace
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/Reaper
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Spoilers: Through BtVS, Season 7, and all "Reaper," up to and including Season 2, Episode 5, "I Want My Baby Back."
Disclaimer: I so totally own these shows. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Author's Notes: So this just popped into my brain, and work is slow, so I just let it happen. Hope it isn't too sappy.

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Story Here )
Title: A Tiny Bucket of Crazy
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/Leverage
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Spoilers: Vaguely through AtS Season 1, and Leverage Season 1, but takes place before either series.
Disclaimer: I so totally own Leverage and Angel! Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Author's Note: When I think of Lorne, I think of him trying to help, trying to do good. I probably sound sappy, but the idea of him providing comfort of a broken person seems right. We'll miss you, Andy.

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Story Here )
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/Harry Potter
Spoilers: Through season 7 of BtVS, Season 5 of AtS (vaguely), and through book 5 of HP
Characters: Harry/Dawn, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna, Draco/Ginny
Rating/Warnings: FR7
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss and J.K. Rowling; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Author's Note: This is just a look at how I think Cordy would act if she was one of the Powers that Be.

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Story Here )

Title: Ride the Broom! 2/2
Series: Mischief and Porn: the Journals of Xander Harris
Author: [livejournal.com profile] vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/Harry Potter  Takes place after Season Five of Angel, and lives in it's own altered version of Year Eight in HP.  Pretty much anything after book six has been changed to fit my will. Cuz I can.  Just go with it, 'kay?  Also, pay no attention to the Season 8 comic.
Pairings:  Spander, of course, references to established Faith/Andrew
Rating/Warnings:  Adult for the gay man on man loving! (yay!)
Prompt:  Harry Potter 'verse suggested by DOOMSDAYBRUNETTE at TtH
Summary: After pissing off all the slayers, Willow sends Spike and Xander on a trip to a school in Scotland.  Some of the students may never recover.  Snape sure as hell won't.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss and Rowling; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Previous Parts: Archived Here
Beta:Suki Blue, who is my hero!
A/N: Heh, yeah, it's been several months.  Yeah, I suck like this.  Let this be a lesson to you, never sign up for three ficathons whilst having 8 or 9 WIP.  It's just not good.

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Crazy Zanyness and Pron Here! )

Title: Oh Yeah? Oh No!
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/Kool-Aid
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Spoilers: Season 3
Disclaimer: I so totally AtS and the Kool-Aid guy. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Author's Note: Okay, I'm just misbehaving at work and having fun. I should be working on my WIPs, but whatever. But I ran across this older challenge and I couldn't resist.

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Story Here )
Title:The Pretty Men with a Song in Their Hearts
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/Commercial
Pairings: Drusilla/Freecreditreport.com guy
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen for some gore.
Disclaimer: I so totally own the show and the commercial. Bow down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Author's Note: Sorry, but one day, I got that freaking song stuck in my head, you know, the one where he marries his dream girl, but she didn't tell him her credit was bad?
Well, out of that came this. I can't apologize enough for this.

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Story Here )
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/Invader Zim
Characters: Dawn, Andrew, Gaz, Dib, Zim, and Gir.
Spoilers: Through season 7 of BtVS, and general warnings for IZ
Rating/Warnings: FR7
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss and Jhonen Vasquez; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
A/N: Based on the wonderfully, delightfully twisted cartoon "Invader Zim," which was shown on Nickelodeon for 11 episodes before they realized that the wonderfully dark mind of Vasquez may not be child appropriate.  This story was the genesis of my later series, "Slayers that Never Were... Thank God."

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Story Here )

Title: NCIS + Scoobies = Doom
Series: Abby Sciuto: Vampire Slayer
Rating: Teen
Disclaimer: I am not now, nor have I ever been Joss Whedon or Donald Bellisario. I know it's shocker, but you'll all deal.
Fandoms: BtVS, NCIS
Spoilers: Roughly around season 5 for NCIS, through Season 7 in BtVS
Warnings: Annoying Gibbs
Pairings:  Abby/Spike and Xander/Ziva, because if anyone can handle in a violent woman with intimacy and trust issues, its Xander.
Author's Note: This chapter doesn't exactly fit in with the other stories in terms of continuity, but it's the same general series of events.  Essentially, it takes place after Abby returns to DC and the others learn she's a Slayer.

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DOOOOM!!! )
Title: Running in Place to Save the World: Part 2
Series: Abby Sciuto: Vampire Slayer
Rating: Uh, a bit more than teen for innuendo and dirty dancing.
Disclaimer: I am not now, nor have I ever been Joss Whedon or Donald Bellisario. I know it's shocker, but you'll all deal.
Fandoms: BtVS, NCIS
Spoilers: Roughly around season 5 for NCIS, through Season 7 in BtVS
Warnings: Sexual
Pairings:  Abby/Spike and Xander/Ziva, because if anyone can handle in a violent woman with intimacy and trust issues, its Xander.
Author's Note: This was inspired by a chapter I wrote for a group series on TtH. It's my take on what would happen if Abby from NCIS became a Slayer.
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Writings Here )
Title: Running in Place to Save the World: Part 1
Series: Abby Sciuto: Vampire Slayer
Rating: Teen
Disclaimer: I am not now, nor have I ever been Joss Whedon or Donald Bellisario. I know it's shocker, but you'll all deal.
Fandoms: BtVS, NCIS
Spoilers: Roughly around season 5, and through Season 7 in BtVS
Warnings: Bad humor
Pairings:  Abby/Spike and Xander/Ziva, because if anyone can handle in a violent woman with intimacy and trust issues, its Xander.
Author's Note: This was inspired by a chapter I wrote for a group series on TtH. It's my take on what would happen if Abby from NCIS became a Slayer. The rest of the series should be a mix of humor, but I figure that at the beginning, it would be pretty strange and surreal.
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Run Here! )

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