Capitalism and Funny Syphilis 3/5

Title: Capitalism and Funny Syphilis: In Which Anya Makes a Friend
Author: batmanvinnie aka vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/Highlander
Pairings: Xander/Anya (referenced)
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Prompt: A Scooby working at Joe's bar, posted at Twisting the Hellmouth
Disclaimer: I so totally own the show. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Author's Note: Okay, so I'm not majorly into Highlander, but I do watch it when I can catch an episode. Because of that, this occurs in no specific time period. I don't know of anywhere else to post this here on lj, but it is posted on TtH 
Dedicated to the Divinely Supreme amejisutoWithout her, there would be no joy, no happiness, and less tail pr0n

( Mas Carzy Aqui! )

Lip Balmy McShep

Title:  Lip Balm
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: SGA, early season 2.
Pairings: McShep
Rating/Warnings:  Teen, maybe Adult for innuendo
Disclaimer:  If I did own SGA, God, the amount of naked hot gay luvin' would be overwhelming!  But I don't, so let us mourn appropriately.  Also, my apologies to the Burt's Bees folks. 
Summary: Rodney considers John, sexuality, lip balms, and his chances at hittin' it.
A/N:  I was putting on lip balm, and it just came to me.  I don't know why, but I hope you enjoy it.  This just a quickie, unbeta'd.

( Mm... Minty )