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Title: Nightmares
Series: Abby Scuito: Vampire slayer
Rating: Teen
Disclaimer: I am not now, nor have I ever been Joss Whedon or Donald Bellisario. I know it's shocker, but you'll all deal.
Fandoms: BtVS, NCIS
Spoilers: Roughly around season
Warnings: Spooky dreams?
Pairings: N/A at this point, but I'm planning on Abby/Spike and Xander/Ziva, because if anyone can handle in a violent woman with intimacy and trust issues, its Xander.
Author's Note: This was inspired by a chapter I wrote for a group series on TtH. It's my take on what would happen if Abby from NCIS became a Slayer. The rest of the series should be a mix of humor, but I figure that at the beginning, it would be pretty strange and surreal.
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Title: Serenity's King: Explanations and Contemplations
Author: batmanvinnie
Fandom: Firefly, before BDM
Pairing: Mal/Simon, Jayne/Illyria, River/Connor, Alex/Kaylee
Rating/Warnings: Teen
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture and chainsaws so I could meet the real him. I now own all. Thank you.
Author's Note: Okay, some people on TtH have criticized my pairing of Mal/Simon. As an author, it's my job to make them liking each other seem possible, but if you're a person who has no tolerance for this pairing, don't read. So please don't leave me a comment talking about how you didn't like the pairing. The pairings were listed. This note is mostly for TtH
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Title:Capitalism and Funny Syphilis: In Which The Immortal Four Get Suspicious...er
Author: batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS/Highlander
Pairings: Xander/Anya (referenced)
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Prompt: A Scooby working at Joe's bar.
Disclaimer: I so totally own the shows. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Author's Note: Okay, so I'm not majorly into Highlander, but I do watch it when I can catch an episode. Because of that, this occurs in no specific time period.
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Title: Who Ya Gonna Call? Not These Guys...
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS/Supernatural
Pairings: Spander, of course.
Rating/Warnings: Adult
Prompt: Prompt #24, writer's choice, "EMF Meter"
Summary: Spike and Xander try to consumate their relationship.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss and Kripke; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
A/N: I know people didn't want Sanura to take over the stories, and she won't. I just couldn't get this story started right without having someone sneaking. This is the sixth piece in my series of stories for the community

paranormal25, for which I'm writing a series of stories about Xander being able to see Ghosts. Previous parts are archived here.

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Title: Ride the Broom! 1/2
Series: Mischief and Porn: the Journals of Xander Harris
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS/Harry Potter. Takes place after Season Five of Angel, and lives in it's own altered version of Year Eight in HP. Just go with it, 'kay? Also, pay no attention to the Season 8 comic.
Pairings: Spander, of course, references to established Faith/Andrew
Rating/Warnings: Adult for the gay man on man loving! (yay!)
Prompt: Harry Potter 'verse suggested by DOOMSDAYBRUNETTE at TtH
Summary: After pissing off all the slayers, Willow sends Spike and Xander on a trip to a school in Scotland. Some of the students may never recover.
Teaser: We only discovered the store a week ago, and since that time, the pranks we have pulled are mighty! The best ones were when we turned Angel into a Canary, made Buffy puke during a meeting with the Prime Minister, and gave Faith a Ton-Tongue Toffee. God, the only thing funnier than making someone lisp and mumble around their massively oversized tongue is when that person is mumbling and lisping with a Boston accent.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss and Rowling; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Previous Parts: Archived HERE
A/N: Okay, so I wrote two stories about a terminally ill Xander being turned by Spike, and the zany whacky goodness that followed. I posted this story on TtH, and I got some requets for more, and some suggestions for furture ideas. Essentially, this is going to be Spike and Xander traveling, gettting into different fandoms, and having lots of the sex.

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Title: Serenity's King
Author: batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS/Firefly, before BDM,
Pairing: Mal/Simon, Jayne/Illyria, Connor/River, Kaylee/OMC
Rating/Warnings: Teen
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture and chainsaws so I could meet the real him. I now own all. Thank you

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Title: Capitalism and Funny Syphilis: In Which Anya Makes a Friend
Author: batmanvinnie aka vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/Highlander
Pairings: Xander/Anya (referenced)
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Prompt: A Scooby working at Joe's bar, posted at Twisting the Hellmouth
Disclaimer: I so totally own the show. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Author's Note: Okay, so I'm not majorly into Highlander, but I do watch it when I can catch an episode. Because of that, this occurs in no specific time period. I don't know of anywhere else to post this here on lj, but it is posted on TtH
Dedicated to the Divinely Supreme

amejisutoWithout her, there would be no joy, no happiness, and less tail pr0n

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Title:  Their Entrails Were Not Appealing
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: SGA/BtVS
Pairings/Characters: McShep, Spander, Faith, Dawn, and the rest of the SGA crew.
Rating/Warnings: Mature for language
Summary: Takes place in an season three.  Faith and Dawn get to know some of the ladies of Atlantis and engage in a game. This is a sequel to "It's Not an It,"and "Who Would You Rather," which lives here.
Disclaimer: I conquered the world AND the Pegasus Galaxy. I now own all. Thank you.   Or not

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Title: Getting Jumped by an Old One While Jumping the Gun
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS/Supernatural
Pairings: Spander, of course, and Sam/Dawn, and Dean/Connor (later)
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen. Adult in later parts.
Prompt: Prompt #21, "Cemetery/Mausoleum"
Summary: It is a small world after all, especially if you deal with the supernatural.
Disclaimer: I so totally own these shows. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
A/N: This is the fifth piece in my series of stories for the community paranormal25, for which I'm writing a series of stories about Xander being able to see Ghosts.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: While writing this next part, I decided that I would, in fact, include the Winchester Brothers. Because of that, there will be two bits of dialogue from the second and third parts so you don't actually have to go back and reread everything. It was just a few small modifications referencing some American hunters, but those comments are important for you to know before I bring the Winchesters in. So I hope you enjoy this, and sorry for the confuse.
Thanks to: DemonChilde aka Kyra for helping me sort out my pairings for this; I couldn't decide what to do with the brothers, and she helped me figure it out. Thank you so much, babe!

Previous parts are archived here.

( Crazy Ramblings Here! )

Title: Capitalism and Funny Syphilis: In Which the Immortal Four Get Confused
Author: batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS/Highlander
Pairings: Xander/Anya (referenced)
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Prompt: A Scooby working at Joe's bar, posted on Twisting the Hellmouth
Disclaimer: I so totally own the show. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Author's Note: Okay, so I'm not majorly into Highlander, but I do watch it when I can catch an episode. Because of that, this occurs in no specific time period, but it is probably before season five; Richie is still alive and no one knows that Methos was one of the horsemen. I don't know of anywhere else to post this here on lj, but it is posted on TtH
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Title: Capitalism and Funny Syphili: In Which Anya Gets a Job
Author: batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS/Highlander
Pairings: Xander/Anya (referenced)
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Prompt: A Scooby working at Joe's bar, posted at Twisting the Hellmouth
Disclaimer: I so totally own the show. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Author's Note: Okay, so I'm not majorly into Highlander, but I do watch it when I can catch an episode. Because of that, this occurs in no specific time period. I don't know of anywhere else to post this here on lj, but it is posted on TtH
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Title:  Who Would You Rather...?
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: SGA/BtVS
Pairings/Characters: McShep, Spander, Faith, Dawn, and the rest of the SGA crew.
Rating/Warnings: Mature for language
Summary: Takes place in an season three.  Faith and Dawn get to know some of the ladies of Atlantis and engage in a game. This is a sequel to "It's Not an It," which lives here.
Disclaimer: I conquered the world AND the Pegasus Galaxy. I now own all. Thank you.   Or not.

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Title: Paranormal Bling-Bling, (Part 4/25 of my Paranormal Epic)
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS/Supernatural. Don't worry, the Winchesters will get here soon!
Pairings: Spander, of course.   Other parings to be decided
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen. Adult in later parts.
Prompt: Prompt #16 - "Amulet" from my table.
Summary:  There is no such thing as too much protection... unless you're a Scooby. Crap.
Teaser: "Xander turned to the entrance, coming face to face with Spike. Crap. A handsome, wearing-that-sexy-smirk of doom, Spike. Sexy? he thought. Wait, he's sexy?  As casually as possible, he studied the blond's body, reflecting on the occasions he'd seen the vampire shirtless. Ah crap, he is sexy. It's amazing how hot someone can be when you don't hate them. Crap."
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture and chainsaws so I could meet the real him. I now own all. Thank you.   Or not.
A/N:  This is the fourth piece in my series of stories for the community

paranormal25 , for which I'm writing a series of stories about Xander being able to see Ghosts. I kinda went nuts with setting up the Council in this one, mostly to get it straightened in my head. This one is the day after part 3. Previous parts are archived here.

I am basing this manor house on one I visited in Denmark called Valdemars Slot. It's quite beatiful with many rooms, lots of land, and various outer buildings, which would be ideal of housing a number of girls. This place rocked, and I would love to go there again *sighs*

( Bling-Bling Here )

Title: Little Ghost, Little Ghost (Part 3/25 of my Paranormal Epic)
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS/Supernatural. I decided that instead of the vague references I've made to the Winchesters, I'd actually include them.
Pairings: Spander, of course.   Also a surprise couple makes an appearance, but it isn't the primary pairing for the story. This one is PRESLASH, so no loving... yet.
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Prompt: Prompt #7 - "Haunting" from my table.
Summary:  Xander discovers a strange sort of haunting in the Council House.
Teaser:
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture and chainsaws so I could meet the real him. I now own all. Thank you.   Or not.
A/N:  This is the third piece in my series of stories for the community

paranormal25, for which I'm writing a series of stories about Xander being able to see Ghosts. Originally I had planned on writitng another part before I wrote this one. However, "Little Ghost" by the White Stripes played on my iPod the other day, so I've had it stuck in my head. It's a cute song, so the stoy just came.Previous parts are archived here.

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( Little Ghost by The White Stripes )

Title: It's Not an It
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: SGA/BtVS
Pairings/Characters: McShep, Spander, Faith, Dawn, and the rest of the SGA crew.
Rating/Warnings: Mature for language
Summary: Takes place in an season three. This is an insane cheer-up fic for

suki_blue.
Disclaimer: I conquered the world AND the Pegasus Galaxy. I now own all. Thank you. Or not.

( Crazy Mumblings Here! )

Title: Of Crazed Spirits and Similes (Part 2/25 for my Paranormal Epic)
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS/Supernatural.
Pairings: Spander, of course.   This one is PRESLASH, so no loving... yet. I decided to make this a crossover with SPN, but the Winchester boys won't be in for a couple chapters.
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen. Adult in later parts.
Prompt: Prompt #13 - "Medium" from my table.
Summary:  Xander freaks out after discovering his abilities and learns some interesting facts about ghosts.
Teaser: In the space of two days, Xander had become increasingly introverted. Normally, he would nod and smile at everyone he met. But after an embarrassing trip down the hallway that nearly landed him in the hospital's psychward, that had quickly changed.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture and chainsaws so I could meet the real him. I now own all. Thank you.   Or not.
A/N:  This is the second piece in my series of stories for the community

paranormal25, for which I'm writing a series of stories about Xander being able to see Ghosts.
Xander in this one does seem to be a bit of a zeppo!klutz, and I just wanted to take this opportunity to say it's not a reflection of Xander, but of how stressed and jumpy he becomes. Hopefully you'll get all of this from my story, but I didn't want anyone to think that I was making him into a klutzy kid again.
Italics in the story indicate thoughts. Sorry it took me so long to update and post, but things just got kind of busy and hectic, so of course this one ended up giving me trouble. But here it finally is due to a well-timed comment from

lit_gal.
Previous Parts: The story is archived here.

( Prompt #13 - Medium )

Title: When the Dead Are Your Only Friends (Part 1/25 of my Paranormal Epic)
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS
Pairings: Spander, of course.   This one is PRESLASH, as in the Scoobies still think he's deceased.
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen. Adult in later parts.
Prompt:This prompt is from my table.
Summary:  After a near-death experience, Xander learns about himself from a surprising source
Teaser: Xander's response was less than eloquent or helpful. He shrieked. Of all the ghosts to hallucinate, his great-grandmother wasn't one of the ones he'd hoped for. He'd rather see Anya or Jesse, hell, even Spike would be better. At least he could occasionally talk to Spike. And Spike was hot, whereas his Grandmother was just scary.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture and chainsaws so I could meet the real him. I now own all. Thank you.   Or not.
A/N:  Okay, so this one could theoretically work for the "medium" prompt #13, but I'm seperating the two. However, there will be some thematic overlap as I explain Xander's changes. This one fought me, but I wanted to write it, to establish what happened to Xander. Not sure how good it is, but I hope you enjoy it.

( Prompt #22 - Near Death Experience )