Amusement, Rambles, and Caffine

[vinniebatman]

Hot damn I loves me the caffine!  Oh, so beautiful.  I suspect  coffee is made of angel tears. 

Angel tears and crack.  Mmm... crack.

Yeah, I didn't sleep well last night, so I'm really jacked on caffine.  No sleep plus much caffine makes Alice something something.

But yay for free food. 

As a legal secretary, I, along with my fellow secretaries, frequently use one deposition service.  And we've used them quite a bit lately, so we've been getting tasty, FREE baked good.  Mini fancy quiches (that's right, fancier quiches than usual), pastries, and muffins.   Mmm... free.

I like free things, can you tell?

Also, I share things of awesomness. 

I had a good time at home and got nice and recharged.  My mom will be coming to the city some time this summer and for her birthday, we'll get tattoos together.  She's not 100% certain as to her design, but I've opted for two tattooos, one on each foot.  One will display kudzu ivy, while the other would have several orchid blossoms.  It's how I roll.  When I'm not sleeping.

In work related news, I posted an entry in March, in which I bitched about coworkers.  Senora gassy's last day is tomorrow (huzzah!) and the super dumb receptionist was fired, and the replacement is awesome and gets all my strange, weird, bizarre jokes.  He's a good kid.

Of interest, if you ever visit the website www.geekologie.com, the author occasionally displays images of interest.

I found these series of photos to be quite intriguing.

THIS set depicts classic Disney princesses in modern situations, though my personal favorites are Jasmine, Cinderella, and Rapunzel.

THIS set depict childhood fears.  Warning: these images are somewhat disturbing.  Also, very image heavy, may cause your computer to pause for a few seconds.

THIS is a BBC article about a lady who got in trouble for being too noisy during sex.  BBC, on one hand, I love you for posting this, but on the other, really?  There wasn't something more important to cover?

And THIS is a movie trailer for the film "Zombieland," which is a humorous look at what will happen after the zombie apocalypse.  Contains an old lady killing a zombie with a Wile E. Coyote/Road Runner gag, Woody Harrelson being Woody Harrelson, and people maintaining a semblance of decorum by using hand sanitizer after dispatching the undead.  It is a combination guaranteed to make me at least rent the film.  *nods*

Soooo... that's about it.  Peace out, my peeps.

Comments

[neevebrody.livejournal.com]

As a legal secretary...

Hey, me too!!! My firm is very conservative - so it makes me feel quite decadent to read (and sometimes write) porn in the midst of all that. ;)

[vinniebatman.livejournal.com]

What city do you work in? I'm in SF, so most businesses, even the really fancy ones, are a bit more lax than they would be in New York City.

Mm... my firm doesn't know/care what I do online, as long as I do my work.

[neevebrody.livejournal.com]

Wrong coast, I'm afraid. I'm in the southeast - South Carolina to be exact. *flinches* Yes... the one with THAT Governor!

Pretty much same here, as long as we get the work out... and I'm pretty stealthy, I've perfected my "look busy" look.

[vinniebatman.livejournal.com]

Okay, so you got a douchy govenor. But Stephen Colbert was raised in SC. So you know, it could be worse. You could be from one of those states with no redeaming qualities.

EDIT:

And you could be unable to spell words like "redeeming."

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

I am so glad you had fun at home!!!


Gabrielle

[vinniebatman.livejournal.com]

Thanks! And luckily, it wasn't too hot, either.

[oddsketcher.livejournal.com]

Got a new address pet...email me sometime and i'll send it to you.

[vinniebatman.livejournal.com]

Okay! *claps*

*does a jig*

*smiles*

[oddsketcher.livejournal.com]

hehe*dance*and emailed it.

[anxiety-junkie.livejournal.com]

*looks around*

*swipes finger through dust*

Wow, I haven't been here in a while. *g*

Those Disney princess ones were cool, but was even funnier were some of the comments, especially on the Little Red Riding Hood one.

[vinniebatman.livejournal.com]

That's okay, I haven't posted much lately either.

It's been a while.

Yeah, that stuff on Little Red Riding Hood being a weight issue was just... uh, yeah, weight issues are a problem for many women.

*sighs*

Peoples is crazy.

~Alice~

[mizmalice.livejournal.com]

Hey,

Long time no see.

I Love coffee and thanks for the links.

[vinniebatman.livejournal.com]

Coffee is my jesus.

Partially because I love coffee, and partially because I'm addicted.

*waves*

~Alice~

[mizmalice.livejournal.com]

*waves*