Who Me?

[vinniebatman]

My new coworkers are driving me mad.

One of them is a temp for a secretary who is on maternity leave.  The temp is older and constantly asked strange, kinda dumb questions.  Frequently.

And she's gassy.  Really freaking, loudly gassy.  Its just... loud, and frequent, and she doesn't seem to care where she is.  I mean, talking to me, by my desk, walking through the office.  I just....  So I just....  I don't say anything, because I suspect she doesn't have much control.  And because she always has good chocolate on her desk.  Mmm... chocolate.

Oye.

The other annoying one is an airhead receptionist.  She's dumb and needy.  I want her to die. She doesn't seem to remember anything longer than a day.

And I'm ready to cut the deposition service we use.  They make stupid mistakes, but are so widespread that you kind of have to use them.

But all in all, things are good.  Kostya and I are well, and Olga's blood pressure is under control.

Yes I know, my life, its thrilling.

So that's the that.

*poke*

Comments

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

At least the gassy one offers candy...the receptionist is just a pain.


Gabrielle

[vinniebatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It could be worse.

Mmm... chocolate.

I guess I'm lucky, I don't really have much to complain about, really.

[anxiety-junkie.livejournal.com]

That is nasty. Are we talking belching or....?

On second thought, don't answer that. I don't need to know. *g*

[vinniebatman.livejournal.com]

.... Yes.

Or no.

*shrugs*

Could be worse.

She could be entirely incompetent on top of the gassyness.

[azurehart.livejournal.com]

I had a co-worker similar to your receptionist. Memory of a freaking goldfish. Fortunately she quit before I could give in to the homicidal urge to shove her through the paper shredder.

[vinniebatman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I kinda want her to die. I think everyone does.

[serialbathera.livejournal.com]

Sorry your coworkers are driving you crazy lovebug ::huggles::