vinniebatman

Thats an awesome line, the movie Willow Rocks! Young Val Kilmer *drools*. Anywhoo, Corinna and I got home last night, but the trip was... frightening. But that is for Corinna to tell, not me. But I'm glad to be home and to see my doggy, he's special. My mom's dog is doing well. She was diagnosed with cancer, but the vet gave her steroids, and so she's always hungry! OH my god, she's insane! She tried to eat a bunch of bananas. But here is a survey (apparently called a meme) that I stole from velvetwhip, which she stole from... someone else. But here are the questions:
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My journal is called _____ because _____.
My subtitle is _____ because _____.
My friends page is called _____ because _____.
My username is ____ because _____.
My default userpic is _____ because_____.
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* My journal name is Welcome to my Bathut, in keeping with my Bat-theme.
* My subtitle is "Because Batcave is overused."
* My friends page is called "My League O' Justice," because I be a wee bit nerdy. Nerds rule!
* My username is batmanvinnie , which comes from two high school nicknames. The batman is from when I played an alchemist and wore a cape in a high school play. Whenever I screwed up in rehersal, I spread my cape, faced the director, and said "IAMBATMAN!!!" This director also taught my SAT prep workshop, and one night he called my Batman, and it kind of stuck. Then once I watched "Analyse This" and I started a mafia. I was Vinnie the Butcher, and we also had Guido the Baker and Sylvio the Candlestick Maker. So thats that.
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So here you go, there are my answers. Do it punks, or I'ma cut you!

Okay, so I'm lame and depressed for the third time in five days. So to give me some joy- John Mayer quotes. If you think I'm being lame, don't say a fucking thing or I will kill you all.
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"Buttered Popcorn Jelly Belly gives me hope for many other things in life, because if you can make a jelly bean that tastes like popcorn and doesn't get stuck in your throat, I think we can make wheelchairs a thing of the past. I think we can turn wheelchairs into bar carts."
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"People ask me what the best part of being famous is, my first thought is to tell them about my new flat screen. Seriously, it rocks, it is beautiful. But it is more than just my flat screen. It is the fact that I can play this next song, and none of you will leave."
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"Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes."
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"I don't mind making sissy rock... I'll rock your ass sensitive-style"
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"I am begining to know what it feels like to be a woman. To have people looking at you all the time. And im sorry ladies i had no idea! But people are looking at me all the time. Its like i have musical boobies!"
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"I would also like to say hello to the top of the mullet. Business up top party in the back ."
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"like I want Lucky Charms with all marshmallows. Just sell me the marshmallows, or give me like an oat sifter. Give me a Lucky Charms sifter. Throw the whole box in there, shake it down, all the oats fall down into a bowl, put that back in the box, and just take all the marshmallows out. I'm the kind of person who would take the marshmallows out of the cereal."
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"I love coconut, because when you think you're done eating coconut, 25 minutes later, a little piece of coconut comes out of the back of your mouth, and then you say, "Hey! It's more coconut!" I think any food with that kind of determination needs a little respect"
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"I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough."
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“The trapper keep is the genesis of obsessive-compulsive disorder in my generation. They had a pretty detail conversion chart inside…measure my penis with the folder too…The first week of school the trapper keeper everything is perfectly filed and then the 3rd 4th day the Louisiana purchase just ended up getting crumble up in the bottom of your backpack and you say next year”
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"Let be honest, most girls who scream "I love you", "I want to have your baby!" are screaming that in a more recreational , kind of like sportsman spectator like way. And if you were like "I dont have a Condom" you know...They'd Run!!!"