Waxing the Jesus

[vinniebatman]

This is some sexual slang, care of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_slang#Introduction and my roommates.
Here are a few of them, and these are just the ones I found funny

For Sex:
Aarvarking
Bashing the Beaver
Catholic roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
Checking the old crude oil!
Giving the monkey a banana
Growling at the badger
Harpooning the mustached whale
Laying some pipe
Nipping the bean bag
Poking the bearded triangle
Poking the pie
Pole jumping
Riding the baloney pony
Running the naked wheelbarrow race
Sewing up the hatchet wound
Swiping the V-card
Taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist

Here are the terms for Anal sex....
Dancing with Bubba
Shopping at Walmart
Tailgunning

And of course, the terms for fellatio...
Bone yodeling
Flag salute, the
Giving the stump speech
Playing the skin flute
Slurping the bishop
Smoking bone

And we can't forget masturbation...
Beating the bishop
Boxing the clown
Greasing the Jesus
Hand to gland combat
Honking on Bobo
Kicking the midget
Roughing up the suspect