Gift Fic: "Boys are Dumb," Criminal Minds, Derek/Spencer, Adult

Title: Boys are Dumb
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Characters/Pairings: All cast is involved. Derek/Spencer, J.J./Will
Rating/Warnings: Adult for language and sexings, references to past sexual abuse.
Spoilers: For the series, up to season 4.
Disclaimer: I so totally own this show! So Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer: I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material and characters of "Criminal Minds" Those works belong to their creators.
Beta: Thanks for the betaing and cheerleading of _beetle_ !
Dedication: Written for my dear friend suki_blue whom I love more than fudge.
Author's Note: So, most sites say that Matthew Gray Gubler's eyes are green. According to this picture, I think his eyes are likely hazel. So I'm going with hazel, but if you have a picture proving the green, let me know.

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