Top Sign that You Might Like Slash a Bit Too Much....

Oye. Just oye. 

So, Suki and Kitty went to a screening of the season 2 premiere of "Merlin" in London.  After reading their descriptions (including Colin Morgan aka Merlin's reference to fans of the RPS) and seeing the pictures, I of course went to IMDB to *cough* read about them so I could appreciate their acting skills and poise.  Yeah, that's the ticket!

Anyhow, I've decided that I may like slash a bit too much, because everything I read goes through my mental Slashitron 2000 and seems deliciously dirty.

Case in point:  the first trivia fact shown on Colin Morgan's IMDB page is "He is a vegetarian."

My immediate response, without any forethought or pondering?

"Yeah, but he still eats meat."

I am a bad, dirty person.  But I can't find it in myself to be ashamed.  Just really amused and pleased.  Though I am blushing at my desk.

Revenge Chapter 3: FINISHED!!!!

Title:  Revenge, Chapter 3
Author:  vinniebatman a.k.a. batmanvinnie a.k.a. Alice a.k.a. well, me
Rating: Mature because of sexy male slashy fun times.  So if you don’t like M/M smut, you’ve been warned!
Pairing:  Spike/Xander (mmm… Spander)
Summary:  Spike decides to get his revenge and plans.  Which we know never goes well..
Disclaimer:  I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture and chainsaws so I could meet the real him. I now own all. Thank you.   Or not.    
Beta: The fabulous, incomparable suki!  I love you!  Even if you constantly drag me into new fandoms. 
Teaser:   Pheromones rolled off of the boy and Spike's eyes flashed to gold.  Xander dropped his hands and jumped away as though burned.  He shoved his hands into his pockets.  His eyes darted room, bouncing from and landing one anything but Spike. 
Author’s Note 1: Takes place post-chip, only Xander and Anya never got together.  Also, I almost decided to go porn fre on the ending, but I went with my baser instincts and let it get all pornyful.
Author's Note: I am really, really, really freaking sorry that it took me THREE DAMN YEARS to finish this.  I dunno, I just suck like that, and then I was peer pressured into other fandoms and it just.... I'm sorry, and I hope you all forgive me for being horrible like that.  And a million thanks to everyone who kept reading and nudging along the way.
Previous Parts Here

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( The Ending (and Porn) Are This Way! )