New SGA Fic: "Turtle Necks Can Only Mean One Thing," rated Teen

Title: Turtle Necks Can Only Mean One Thing.
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom/Spoilers: SGA, Episode Related
Pairing: McShep
Spoilers: To be safe, up through Season Five, episode 7, though this fic takes part at the start of the episode.
Rating/Warnings: Teen with reference
Disclaimer:  If I did own SGA, God, the amount of naked hot gay luvin' would be overwhelming!  But I don't, so let us mourn appropriately.   
Summary:  Why John was wearing a turtle neck.  While Rodney and John only had about ten seconds of shared screen time this episode, I was struck by  John's turtle neck.  John doesn't really wear turtle necks, only jackets that cover his neck.  Given my limited scope of thought regarding SGA (which mainly consists of seeking out slashy subtext) my immediate conclusion was that John was hiding hickies.  Given Rodney's sarcastic nature, one would assume that Rodney would have noticed and thus mocked John.  Thus, I came to the following conclusion: John was wearing a turtle neck to hide hickies given to him by Rodney.
A/N:  Okay, so, the second John walked in, I got curious.
Beta:  suki_blue

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