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*dances* *sings off key*
Girl with the hazel eeeeeeyeeeeees!!!!!!!!!!

I got 6 hours of sleep last nights, four the night before, which isn't a lot for me.
Drove L to class in her car, then drove it back. Didn't crash!!!
Ate toast with jam.
Had two huge fuck-off cups o' coffee.
*cracks*

Now gaze upon the beauty that is my icon and worshop the pouty lips and beauteous bone structure that is James Franco. Mm.... Hotness...
Would it be creepy of me to have an icon of Kostya?

Mmmm... Russia.
Oh, and last night, Shasta and I talked on the phone with our messenger windows were open and looked at icons.
Remember kids, watch out for snake, and yee-haw is not a foreign policy.

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And yay Willie Nelson. He did a song for "Brokeback Mountain," and in the wake of its popularity and acceptance, he released a song about gay cowboys, having written it twenty years ago. He kinda rocks.
Yo.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4715822.stm

In other news, I'm not sure whether to be all like "cool," shocked and horrified, or just plain confused. I think I'll be confused.
There is going to be a Batman *obligatory Squee!! for Batman* comic called "Holy Terror," in which Batman faces al-Qaeda.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4717696.stm

In other news, we were all pretty happy to hear that South Africa was ahead of the U.S. when it comes to gay rights. Too bad women's rights there aren't as advanced. There, rape is considered to be a taboo subject, and the victems have a harder time there than they do here.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4713172.stm

But in other news, I'm still on crack.
SPAM!
But not.
Because Corinna prefers tuna instead of meat. Seriously. She told me.

Oh, and while puttering around on lj, I found this, a saterical study of early American history. It looks at the events in a humorous way, but it highly aware of the traveties committed in this time period. Pretty damn cool.

Saterical History This A-Way

Sex and 100 yeses and nos.

I'm all full of nervous energy.  Spent time making wedding arrangements and decided that no, no horse-drawn carriages.  And its strange because my life is going to be really different.  I am going to have sex at some point.  Like, actually do the deed.  Most of my life, its been a statistical fact that yes, some day indeed I would be havin' the sex, but its a reality now.  Its going to happen.  But Dani, please no sex advice, that'll kinda be wiggy.  Sorry.

Anyways,  I snagged this from cinderella81 and thought why the hell not.


100 Yes's or 100 No's
You are NOT allowed to explain anything.
ONLY answer "yes" or "no" :D

1. Slept naked?: yes

2. Taken a shower with someone?:  yes

3. Made out with a member of the same sex?: no

4. Drove a car?: yes

5. Stole anything?: yes

6. Been in love?: yes

7. Been dumped?: no

8. Stolen money from a friend/family member?: no

9. Gotten in a car with people you just met?: no

10. Been in a fist fight?: no

11. Snuck out of your/someones house?: no

12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?: yes

13. Been arrested?: no

14. Hugged a stranger?: yes

15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?: no

16. Left your house with out telling your parents?: no

17. Had a crush on your neighbor?: no

18. Ditched school to do something more fun?: yes

19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex?: yes

20. Lost a friend?: yes

21. Been on a plane?: yes

22. Been to an island?: yes

23. Slept in until 3?: yes

24. Love someone or miss someone right now?: yes

25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?: yes

26. Made a snow angel?: yes

27. Played dress up?: yes

28. Cheated while playing a game?: yes

29. Been lonely?: yes

30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night?: no

31. Been to a club?: yes

32. Felt an earthquake?: no

33. Touched a snake?: yes

34. Ran a red light?: no

35. Been suspended from school?: no

36. Had detention?: no

37. Been in a car accident?: yes

38. Hated the way you look?: yes

39. Made yourself throw up?: yes

40. Crawled through a window?: yes

41. Been lost?: yes

42. Been to the opposite side of the country?: yes

43. Felt like dying?: yes

44. Cried yourself to sleep?: yes

46. Sang karoke?: yes

47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?: yes

48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?: yes

49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?: yes

50. Kissed in the rain?: no

51. Sang in the shower?: yes

52. Made love in a car?: no

53. Had a dream that you married someone?: yes

54. Glued your hand to something?: yes

55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?: no

56. Ever gone to school partially naked?: no

57. Been a cheerleader?: no

59. Didn't take a shower for a week?: no

60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?: no

61. Played chicken?: no

62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?: yes

63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?: no

64. Broken a bone?: no

65. Been easily amused?: yes

66. Laugh so hard you cry?: yes

67. Mooned/flashed someone?: no

68. Cheated on a test?: yes

69. Forgotten someone's name?: yes

70.  Talked to someone who knew you, but you'd forgotten?: yes

71. Done something dumb while drunk?: yes

72. Vomited from drinking?: yes

73. Blacked out from drinking?: no

74. Played a prank on someone?: yes

75. Gone to a late night movie?: no

76. Made love to anything not human?: no

77. Failed a class?: no

78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat?: no

79. Eaten something that is not food?: yes

80. Buried in the snow?: no

81. Celebrate the 4th of July?: yes

82. Thrown strange objects?: yes

83. Felt like killing someone?: yes

84. Thought about running away?: yes

85. Ran away?: no

86. Got a piercing?: yes

87. Cut your own hair?: yes

89. Made a parent cry?: yes

90. Cried over someone?: yes

91. Owned more than 5 sharpies?: yes

92. Dated someone more than once?: no

93. Had/Have a dog?: yes

94. Have wanted to cuddle forever?: yes

95. Smoked a cigarette?: yes

96. Been in a band?: no

97. Virgin?: yes

98. Broken a CD?: yes

99. Shot a gun?: yes

100. Wanted someone but could never have them?: yes