vinniebatman

As you may or may not know, Paris Hilton annoys the living hell out of me and I despise her. So I'm going to chortle at her misfortune now, and act like a bratty teenager. So you may not want to read the following if you loathe this brat.

Paris was recently arrested for a DUI. Her managers/publicist said that she was barely at the legal limit, attempting to play down the fact that she WAS drinking and driving, before offering up various excuses. This comes on the heel of her crying because she was turned away from a club that was at maximum capacity. This is all during the release of her new album, which sold only 70,000 copies her first week, a low number in sales. Its still far too high for my liking, but it does make me wonder which sold more: her porno, or her album?
Thats all I really have to say about his, other than I loathe her. And she got in trouble! Hee hee!

EDIT: I found this article on excite the morning, proving not only that Paris Hilton is an idiot who believes herself to be the center of the universe, but she really is out of touch with the rest of the world.

"By SANDY COHEN
LOS ANGELES (AP) - For once, Paris Hilton wasn't happy to be the center of attention. Hours after paparazzi swarmed the Hollywood police station where the celebutante was booked for investigation of drunk driving, she told radio host Ryan Seacrest people were making too big a deal out of her arrest.

"Everything I do is blown out of proportion and it really hurts my feelings," said Hilton, who called the incident "nothing." (WHAT?! IMMEDIATLY after being pulled over, Mel Gibson was apologizing, having realize 1: he was an idiot, and 2: drinking and driving is a bad thing. Apparently, in Paris-land, drinking and drivng isn't a big deal. It's like eating candy, no big deal, even though she could have killed someone).

Los Angeles police officers stopped the 25-year-old socialite early Thursday morning after she was seen driving erratically, said Officer Marjan Mobasser.

The singer, actress, handbag designer and heiress to the Hilton hotel fortune told KIIS-FM's Seacrest she was on an early morning hamburger run when she was stopped.