"That's it; I'm going to die from a cold and my tombstone will read "He survived Reavers and murderers, and died from a cold." "

I just start laughing here! XD

""Well, 'pears Jayne has decided to teach your sister cards," Mal said after a few moments' silence. Simon smiled as he exchanged tea for soup, which was really just broth.

"How many times has she beaten him?" he croaked out."

I love how Simon asked how many time his sister win right away! That show how well he knows her (and how Jayne seems to always forgot she is a genius child and not only a crazy one! XD)

Anyway, great fic! :3