Title:  K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Author: [livejournal.com profile] vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS, AtS
Characters/Pairings: Spander, Dawn/Connor, Kennedy/Willow,
Faith/Willow, Andrew/? (it's a silly surprise!)
Rating/Warnings:  Teen for language, and warnings for random
crackness and slashy undertones.
Spoilers: General spoilers for both tv shows.  Disregards the comics.
Prompt: Spander, tree for [livejournal.com profile] anxiety_junkie
Word Count: 888, a  complete and total total fail of the rules
I set for myself.
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_
Disclaimer: I so totally own this show.  Bow Down!  *Doctor's
Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of
ownership are pure fantasy.  No harm is meant.  Seriously, it's better
than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer:  I make no money from this, and claim no
ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Buffy the
Vampire Slayer" or "Angel the Series."  Those works belong to their
creators.

K-I-S-S-I-N-G )

Title: Botched Spell, Part 5b: The End of the End
Author’s: cinderella81 and batmanvinnie
Rating: Adult for smutty good times.
Pairings: Spike/Xander, Giles/Ethan, Tara/Willow, and Anya/Suprise.
Disclaimer: We are not Joss Whedon, we are not Mutant Enemy. We don’t own these characters and make no profit from this story. Spoilers: Takes place after “Buffy vs. Dracula” in season 5. According to canon, Xander worked on that one construction job in the episode “Pangs” in season four. A few episodes later he was delivering pizza, then worked fast food again, before returning to construction, but assumes Xander didn’t start working construction until sometime in season 5, before episode 3, “The Replacement.” So this may be fudging the timeline a wee bit, but please bear with us.
Beta: Many thanks to anxiety_junkie. Thank you darling!
Summary: Buffy casts a spell to create understanding between Spike and Xander. But it’s the Hellmouth, so of course something wonky happens.
Feedback: Please read and review! Constructive criticism welcome!
Author's Note: So, cinderella81's brain has been taken over by Smallville, and no longer had the inspiration for this story. However, I decided I'd go ahead and finish this, and I apologize for taking so darn long on it. ~Alice~
Previous Chapters Live Here
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The Actual End is Here )




It's headlines like these that truly make my day. It makes me wonder if there are slashers working at the newspaper....

Title:  Revenge, Chapter 3
Author:  vinniebatman a.k.a. batmanvinnie a.k.a. Alice a.k.a. well, me
Rating: Mature because of sexy male slashy fun times.  So if you don’t like M/M smut, you’ve been warned!
Pairing:  Spike/Xander (mmm… Spander)
Summary:  Spike decides to get his revenge and plans.  Which we know never goes well..
Disclaimer:  I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture and chainsaws so I could meet the real him. I now own all. Thank you.   Or not.    
Beta: The fabulous, incomparable suki!  I love you!  Even if you constantly drag me into new fandoms. 
Teaser:   Pheromones rolled off of the boy and Spike's eyes flashed to gold.  Xander dropped his hands and jumped away as though burned.  He shoved his hands into his pockets.  His eyes darted room, bouncing from and landing one anything but Spike. 
Author’s Note 1: Takes place post-chip, only Xander and Anya never got together.  Also, I almost decided to go porn fre on the ending, but I went with my baser instincts and let it get all pornyful.
Author's NoteI am really, really, really freaking sorry that it took me THREE DAMN YEARS to finish this.  I dunno, I just suck like that, and then I was peer pressured into other fandoms and it just.... I'm sorry, and I hope you all forgive me for being horrible like that.  And a million thanks to everyone who kept reading and nudging along the way.
Previous Parts Here

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The Ending (and Porn) Are This Way! )

 


Title:Stakeout
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/DC Comics
Rating/Warnings: This one is teenishy for references to blowjobs.
Spoilers: Through all of BtVS and AtS (minus the comics), and just borrows Batman and Flash.
Disclaimer: I so totally own the Buffyverse and DCverse. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Beta: Suki, who is my own personal jesus. And she can be my hero, baby.
Author's Notes: This is just a "hello, I give you this so you may smile" fic for Amejisuto. I actually started this with her in mind many many many years ago, but sorta forgot about it. bad me.

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Story Here! )
It must be true that Spander are (is) Giants, since it was in the SF Examiner.  It was a headline, even.  Okay, sure, the paper endorsed McCain/Palin, but the paper is free.

Click to see the headline!

Click to See the Headline! )

Title:  Five Six Things Spike Stole After He Got a Soul
Author:  vinniebatman
Rating: Um, older teen for cursing and one really terrible innuendo?
Pairing:  Spike/Xander
Warnings: Slash, and I use the word "erection" once.  Oh, and some curse words.  That's about it.
Spoilers: Through season 7 of Buffy and season 5 of Angel.  Oh, and the comics?  Not in my universe.
Summary:  Even after he got a soul, Spike stole things, but these ones were a bit different.  Ended up a bit schmaltzy and angsty, but it's what came out.
Disclaimer:  I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture and chainsaws so I could meet the real him. I now own all. Thank you.   *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant.  Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Beta: The most glorious [livejournal.com profile] suki_blue!  I love her....
Prompt: None.  Written for [livejournal.com profile] fall_for_sx.

Story here )


Title
:  Revenge
Author:  vinniebatman
Rating: Mature/adult.  So if you don’t like M/M smut, you’ve been warned!
Warnings: It's a rated adult and features a M/M pairing.  So yeah, warning for gay sex.  Oh, and some foul language.
Pairing:  Spike/Xander (mmm… Spander)
Summary:  Spike plans his revenge.  But Spike's plans never go quite as he hopes....
Disclaimer:  I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture and chainsaws so I could meet the real him. I now own all. Thank you.   *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Beta:  [info]suki_blue, she's my hero!
Author’s Note 1:  Takes place post-chip in a very vague season 4, only Anya hasn't returned to the city.
Author’s Note 2:  This was the first smutty slash piece I’d actually written, and I initially posted it a few years ago.  I did start on the second part, only to discover that I wanted to make some major revisions to the characterizations.  I've reposted this portion in its edited form so that when I do post parts two and three there are fewer continuity errors.
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Story Here, Yo! )
Title:  Confused: an Interlude
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS/Supernatural
Pairings: Spander, of course.  
Rating/Warnings:  Teen for innuendo and some light groping.
Prompt:  Prompt #10, Phantom Hitchhiker
Summary:  On a Sunday night, Spike and Xander drive back to the school after dropping some girls off at the the airport. 
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss and Kripke; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Beta: The deliciously delectable [personal profile] suki_blue!
A/N:  This is the seventh piece in my series of stories for the community  [profile] paranormal25, for which I'm writing a series of stories about Xander being able to see Ghosts.  Previous parts are archived here.

Title: Ride the Broom! 2/2
Series: Mischief and Porn: the Journals of Xander Harris
Author: [livejournal.com profile] vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS/Harry Potter  Takes place after Season Five of Angel, and lives in it's own altered version of Year Eight in HP.  Pretty much anything after book six has been changed to fit my will. Cuz I can.  Just go with it, 'kay?  Also, pay no attention to the Season 8 comic.
Pairings:  Spander, of course, references to established Faith/Andrew
Rating/Warnings:  Adult for the gay man on man loving! (yay!)
Prompt:  Harry Potter 'verse suggested by DOOMSDAYBRUNETTE at TtH
Summary: After pissing off all the slayers, Willow sends Spike and Xander on a trip to a school in Scotland.  Some of the students may never recover.  Snape sure as hell won't.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss and Rowling; they were threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Previous Parts: Archived Here
Beta:Suki Blue, who is my hero!
A/N: Heh, yeah, it's been several months.  Yeah, I suck like this.  Let this be a lesson to you, never sign up for three ficathons whilst having 8 or 9 WIP.  It's just not good.

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Crazy Zanyness and Pron Here! )

Title:  Andumbulu, Part Three
Author: vinniebatman, written for  [info]fall_for_sx.
Fandom: BtVS
Spoilers: Season 7 of BtVS, Season 5 of AtS.  Ignores the Buffy comic
Pairings: Spander
Rating/Warnings:  Adult for the gay man on man loving! (yay!)  Oh, and major character death.
Summary:  When Xander goes missing in Africa and is feared dead, Dawn and Spike are sent to investigate.  What they find is a secret behind the creation of the slayer line.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Buffy characters or any characters  from the film Taafa Fanga. 
MAJOR Author's Note:
  This story was inspired by a film I saw called Taafe Fanga (Skirt Power) from Mali, and is based loosely on the aspect of the Dogon spiritual beliefs shown in the film.  The film is is very entertaining, but is primarily about women's rights and gender equality.  It also featured some of the local Dogon beliefs.  The information I have on the Dogon and Tellem cultures comes from wikipedia and the above film.  I was able to locate.  What information I did find was about the basics of the Tellem and Dogon beliefs, but little else.  Therefore, the interactions and powers of the Tellem and Andumbulu in this story are creations of my own mind and are, as far as I know, untrue.  Aside from the basics of the spirits, all else is fabrication on my part.
A/N 2: All translations are in mouseover, thanks to the lovely Ms. [personal profile] noandwhere.  Also, I don't know french that well, so all french translations are from some random online source.
Beta: A million thanks to the wonderful [personal profile] suki_blue.  You are beyond awesome!
All Parts Archived HERE
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Title:  Andumbulu, Part Two
Author: vinniebatman, written for  [info]fall_for_sx.
Fandom: BtVS
Spoilers: Season 7 of BtVS, Season 5 of AtS.  Ignores the Buffy comic
Pairings: Spander
Rating/Warnings:  Adult for the gay man on man loving! (yay!)  Oh, and major character death.
Summary:  When Xander goes missing in Africa and is feared dead, Dawn and Spike are sent to investigate.  What they find is a secret behind the creation of the slayer line.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Buffy characters or any characters or ideas from the film Taafa Fanga. 
MAJOR Author's Note:
  This story was inspired by a film I saw called Taafe Fanga (Skirt Power) from Mali.  The film is is very entertaining, but is primarily about women's rights and gender equality.  It also featured some of the local Dogon beliefs.  The information I have on the Dogon and Tellem cultures comes from wikipedia and the above film.  I was able to locate.  What information I did find was about the basics of the Tellem and Dogon beliefs, but little else.  Therefore, the interactions and powers of the Tellem and Andumbulu in this story are creations of my own mind and are, as far as I know, untrue.  Aside from the basics of the spirits, all else is fabrication on my part.
A/N 2: All translations are in mouseover, thanks to the lovely Ms. [personal profile] noandwhere.  Also, I don't know french that well, so all french translations are from some random online source.
Beta: A million thanks to the wonderful [personal profile] suki_blue.  You are beyond awesome!
 All Parts Archived HERE

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Andumbulu

Sep. 24th, 2007 12:11 pm

Title:  Andumbulu, Part One
Author: vinniebatman, written for[info]fall_for_sx.
Fandom: BtVS
Spoilers:
Season 7 of BtVS, Season 5 of AtS.  Ignores the Buffy comic
Pairings:
Spander
Rating/Warnings:
  Adult for the gay man on man loving! (yay!)  Though it's not right away.  Oh, and major character death.
Summary:
  When Xander goes missing in Africa and is feared dead, Dawn and Spike are sent to investigate.  What they find is a secret behind the creation of the slayer line.
Teaser:
   He no longer feared death, but instead welcomed what would be the end of a hard life, filled with pain, injury, death and heartache.  At the age of 26, he was broken and tired of life, an old man in a young man's body.
Disclaimer:
 I do not own the Buffy characters or any characters or ideas from the film Taafa Fanga.
MAJOR Author's Note:
  This story was inspired by a film I saw called Taafe Fanga (Skirt Power) from Mali.  The film is is very entertaining, but is primarily about women's rights and gender equality.  It also featured some of the local Dogon beliefs.  The information I have on the Dogon and Tellem cultures comes from wikipedia and the above film.  What information I did find was about the basics of the Tellem and Dogon beliefs, but little else.  Therefore, the interactions and powers of the Tellem and Andumbulu in this story are creations of my own mind and are, as far as I know, untrue.  Aside from the basics of the spirits, all else is fabrication on my part.
A/N 2:
All translations are in mouseover, thanks to the lovely Ms.[info]noandwhere.  Also, I don't know french that well, so all french translations are from some random online source.
Beta: A million thanks to the wonderful [info]suki_blue.  You are beyond awesome!
All Parts Live HERE
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Andumbulu )
Title:  Counting Bodies Like Sheep
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS.  Takes place after both BtVS and AtS.  Also, pay no attention to the Season 8 comic.
Pairings: Spander
Rating/Warnings:  Teen, contains character death, angst, mentions of suicide.
Prompts:  3.  I'm not what you hoped ~ Charles Semones // The Ravisher
34. I am no prince, I am no saint, I am not anyone’s wildest dream / But I can stand behind and be someone to fall back on. ~ Jason Robert Brown// Someone To Fall Back On
Summary: Every night, Xander asks the same question, and Spike gives the same answer.
Disclaimer:I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hotpoker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you.*Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claimsof ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's betterthan her throwing rocks at people.*
Beta: The fabulous [personal profile] suki_blue !
A/N:  Title is from the song "Counting Bodies Like Sheep" by A Perfect Circle.
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Title:  Not in So Many Words
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS, but pay no attention to the Season 8 comic.
Pairings: Spander, duh
Rating/Warnings:  Adult for the gay man on man loving! (yay!)
Prompt:  S/X, Deluge 
Summary: After returning from Africa, Xander gets stuck patrolling with Spike.  Things happen.
Teaser:   Damn it, it just wasn't fair; Spike looked all sleek and dangerous when wet, while Xander was fairly certain that he looked like a drowned rat… or perhaps a water buffalo.
Beta: The one, the only, the marvelous [personal profile] suki_blue.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
A/N:  Written for the birthday of my new, lovely friend [personal profile] noandwhere.  Happy birthday, sweets!
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Title: Botched Spell, Part 4/5
Author’s: cinderella81 and vinniebatman.
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: We are not Joss Whedon, we are not Mutant Enemy. We don’t own these characters and make no profit from this story.
Spoilers: Takes place after “Buffy vs. Dracula” in season 5. According to canon, Xander worked on that one construction job in the episode “Pangs” in season four. A few episodes later he was delivering pizza, then worked fast food again, before returning to construction., but assumes Xander didn’t start working construction until sometime in season 5, before episode 3, “The Replacement.” So this may be fudging the timeline a wee bit, but please bear with us.
Summary: Buffy casts a spell to create understanding between Spike and Xander. But it’s the Hellmouth, so of course something wonky happens.
Feedback: Please read and review! Constructive criticism welcome!



Originally Posted Here

Title:  A Universe of Yes
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS, season four.  Assumes Anya never returned after season three.
Pairing:  Spander, first time
Rating/Warnings:  Adult for guy on guy pr0n.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Prompt:  I love you more, than I did the week before, I discovered alcohol. ~ Barenaked Ladies // Alcohol
Author's Note:
  Written for the Livejournal community

[profile] fanfic_fiesta .  

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Title: Dreaming in Color (2 100 word drabbles)
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS, early season four.
Paring:  Spander
Rating/Warnings:  Adult/Solo, slash
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Author's Note:  These connected drabbles were written for the community [profile] fanfic_fiesta.  The last drabbly things I wrote for that comm. were really sad, so I decided some crack fun was in order.

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