Title: O, This Modern Age
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: Star Trek 2009 AU
Pairings: Kirk/McCoy
Rating/Warnings: Teen for implications of sex, cursing.
Summary: Someday, Jim Kirk will be his.
Spoilers: AU, so no spoilers for the film.
Disclaimer: I so totally own these works. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership toward Star Trek are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer: I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted materials of "Star Trek" in any of its incarnation. These works belong to their creators.
Author's Note: I actually wrote as a comment fic for Jim_Bones, inspired by these pics, but it grew. A lot.

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Title: In the Wind
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: Star Trek 2009 AU
Pairings: Kirk/McCoy
Rating/Warnings: Adult for violence. Kidding! It's rated adult for porn. More specific warning under the cut because I'm a little bit shy.
Summary: Agent Leonard McCoy tracks down Jim Kirk's hideout to get some answers.
Spoilers: AU, so no spoilers for the film.
Disclaimer: I so totally own these works. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership toward Star Trek are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer: I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted materials of "Star Trek" in any of its incarnation. These works belong to their creators.
Author's Note: I actually wrote as a comment fic for Jim_Bones, inspired by these pics. Anywho, I cleaned it up and per one reviewer's suggestion, add some *coughs* interrogation. I added over 2,500 words of sexings, and I believe this may be my most epic sex scene ever. I'm quite proud. Especially because this story isn't even 4,000 words. Go me!

In the Wind )
Title: Carved
Author: [personal profile] vinniebatman
Fandom: RPS AU
Characters/Pairings: Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki
Rating/Warnings: Teen, angst
Spoilers: None
Prompt: J2 redemption from [profile] kitty_poker1
Word Count: Out of control. This turned a bit personal for me, so....
Beta: [profile] _beetle_
Disclaimer: I make no money from this, and any ideas or writings contained in this story are pure and utter complete fabrication; this story in no way represents any sort of reality.
Author's Notes: Italics indicate text messages. Also, if you're aware of my life in the last half year, you'll realize how this story took a really personal and cathartic turn.

Carved )
Title: The Third Date Theorem
Author: [personal profile] vinniebatman
Fandom: Criminal Minds, NCIS
Characters/Pairings: Spencer Reid/Tony Dinozzo
Rating/Warnings:  Teen for references to serial killers.  Also, warnings for super cheesey flirting.
Spoilers: General spoilers for season 3 of NCIS and 6 of Criminal Minds.
Prompt:  Tony Dinozzo/Spencer Reid, third date for amejisuto
Word Count: 830
Beta: [profile] _beetle_
Disclaimer:  I so totally own these shows.  Bow Down!  *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy.  No harm is meant.  Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer:  I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Criminal Minds" or "NCIS."  These works belong to their creators.
Author's Notes: Yeah, the idea for the title of the story totally came from the episode titles on "The Big Bang Theory."

The Third Date Theorem )
Title: Atrophy
Author: [livejournal.com profile] vinniebatman
Fandom: Star Trek, specifically STXI, aka the Reboot.
Characters/Pairings: McCoy/Chekov
Rating/Warnings:  Adult for sexy times and McCoy's invective-laden inner monologuing.
Spoilers: General spoilers for the newest Star Trek film.
Prompt:  McCoy/Chekov, "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here." for [livejournal.com profile] strickens_girl
Word Count: 855.  I really freaking suck at word limits.  Like, seriously.
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_
Disclaimer: I so totally own this movie.  Bow Down!  *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy.  No harm is meant.  Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer:  I make no money from this work, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Star Trek" in any of its incarnations.  This work belongs to its owners.

Atrophy )
Title: Sense Memory
Author:  [livejournal.com profile] vinniebatman
Fandom: SGA
Characters/Pairings: John/Rodney
Rating/Warnings: Adult for recollections of sex.  Warnings for slash, and, to my surprise, spanking.
Spoilers: General spoilers for the series.
Beta:  [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_
Disclaimer: I so totally own these shows.  Bow Down!  *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy.  No harm is meant.  Seriously, it's  better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer:  I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Stargate" and its spin-offs.  Those works belong to their creators.
Author's Note: Inspired by THIS picture posted by  [livejournal.com profile] neevebrody.

Sense Memory )
Title: Call to Vengeance
Author: [livejournal.com profile] vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS, AtS
Characters/Pairings: Rona/Drusilla
Rating/Warnings:  Adult for smut, language, references to violence/torture, and child molestation/murder.
Spoilers: General spoilers for BtVS and AtS.  The comics have no bearing on this.
Prompt:  Rogue!Rona/Drusilla  Bandages, blood, and bruises. Teeth. Velvet. Lilies. Weary laughter. A lost soul for [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_
Word Count: I'm not even bothering; besides,_ beetle_ is my beta, and is thus above such petty things like "word counts."
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_
Disclaimer: I so totally own this show.  Bow Down!  *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy.  No harm is meant.  Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer:  I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," or "Angel the Series."  These works belong to their creator.

Call to Vengeance )
Title: Keeping Up Appearances
Author: [livejournal.com profile] vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS, AtS
Characters/Pairings: Cordelia/Snape, Ron/Hermione, UST of the Draco/Harry variety.
Rating/Warnings: Teen for language, warnings for random crackness and slashy undertones.
Spoilers: General spoilers for the AtS and up through Deathly Hallows, though I ignore the epilogue.
Prompt: Cordy/Snape snarkage for [livejournal.com profile] bumpkin_is
Word Count: 594 (a bit too long, but rules are for squares)
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_
Disclaimer: I so totally own this show. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note:Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer: I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Buffy the VampireSlayer," "Angel the Series," or "Harry Potter." These works belong to theirrespective creators.
Author's Notes: Yes, the title is a reference to the British show of the same name.

Keeping Up Appearances )
Title:  K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Author: [livejournal.com profile] vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS, AtS
Characters/Pairings: Spander, Dawn/Connor, Kennedy/Willow,
Faith/Willow, Andrew/? (it's a silly surprise!)
Rating/Warnings:  Teen for language, and warnings for random
crackness and slashy undertones.
Spoilers: General spoilers for both tv shows.  Disregards the comics.
Prompt: Spander, tree for [livejournal.com profile] anxiety_junkie
Word Count: 888, a  complete and total total fail of the rules
I set for myself.
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_
Disclaimer: I so totally own this show.  Bow Down!  *Doctor's
Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of
ownership are pure fantasy.  No harm is meant.  Seriously, it's better
than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer:  I make no money from this, and claim no
ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Buffy the
Vampire Slayer" or "Angel the Series."  Those works belong to their
creators.

K-I-S-S-I-N-G )
Title: Take Then Thy Bond
Author:  [livejournal.com profile] vinniebatman
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel the Series
Characters/Pairings: Past Willow/Tara, past Buffy/Angel
Rating/Warnings:  Adult for violence, angst, character death
Spoilers: General spoilers up through season 6 of Buffy, and season 3 of Angel.
Prompt: Willow/Angel, restitution for [livejournal.com profile] velvetwhip.  There isn't really any Angel/Willow shippiness here, but there is angst.
Word Count: 499
Beta:  [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_
Disclaimer: I so totally own this show.  Bow Down!  *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy.  No harm is meant.  Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer:  I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" or "Angel: the Series".  Those works belong to their creators.
Author's Notes: Melds together the events of "Villains," and the AtS episode "Tomorrow" wherein Lorne leaves for Las Vegas, Skip steals Cordy, and Connor drops Angel to the bottom of the sea.  The main idea is that Warren got the hell out of Sunnydale, and Willow followed.  Title comes from Shakepeare's "The Merchant of Venice," from the line "Take then thy bond, take thou thy pound of flesh.  The choice of a Shakespeare quote likely comes from [livejournal.com profile] strickens_girl's recent experiences with the Bard.

Take Then Thy Bond )
Title:  Things to Use When You Don't Have Duct Tape
Author: [livejournal.com profile] vinniebatman
Fandom: Blood Ties, (television series)
Characters/Pairings: Mike/Henry
Rating/Warnings:  Teen for language, warnings for random crackness.
Spoilers: General spoilers for the series.
Prompt: "random Mike/Henry blood ties" drabble for [livejournal.com profile] serialbathera.  I took the word "random" to heart
Word Count: 516 (a bit too long, but rules are for squares)
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_, who is the fabulous internet wifey of my dreams.
Disclaimer: I so totally own this show.  Bow Down!  *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy.  No harm is meant.  Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer:  I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Blood Ties," neither the television series nor the novels.  Those works belong to their creators.

Things to Use When You Don't Have Duct Tape )
Title: A Man of Dark Intent
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: Star Trek 2009
Pairings: McCoy/Chekov (McChekov? Chekoy? McChek? McCov?)
Rating/Warnings: Adult. Big warnings for the Gay sex, blood, and a scene with intended non-con, in case you are sensitive to this issue.
Summary: On a Federation Colony, Chekov meets a man with dark intentions that will change his and McCoy's life.
Spoilers: Spoilers for ST:2009. None for the Original Series
Disclaimer: I so totally own these works. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership toward Star Trek are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Real Disclaimer: I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Star Trek." Those works belong to their creators.
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_ . Yep, kinda lame.
Dedication: This is written for my darling [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_ . I love you dear!!!!
Author's Note: The whole vampire-y lore I use is sort of a cross between Bram Stroker's Dracula (someone must have blood to be turned, and sunlight doesn't kill them, though they are weaker) and Underworld (eyes change color, no shape shifting abilities, and no weakness with regard to religious artifacts).
Author's Note 2: Thanks so much to [livejournal.com profile] strickens_girl , my fellow Beetle minion, for looking for someone to make our icon *claps.* And one bazillion thank yous to [livejournal.com profile] jameschick for making it.

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Title: Boys are Dumb
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Characters/Pairings: All cast is involved. Derek/Spencer, J.J./Will
Rating/Warnings: Adult for language and sexings, references to past sexual abuse.
Spoilers: For the series, up to season 4.
Disclaimer: I so totally own this show! So Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer: I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material and characters of "Criminal Minds" Those works belong to their creators.
Beta: Thanks for the betaing and cheerleading of [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_ !
Dedication: Written for my dear friend [livejournal.com profile] suki_blue whom I love more than fudge.
Author's Note: So, most sites say that Matthew Gray Gubler's eyes are green. According to this picture, I think his eyes are likely hazel. So I'm going with hazel, but if you have a picture proving the green, let me know.

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Title: Second Chances
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: Could be read as ST:TOS, or STXI. Though despite DeForest Kelly's utter and undeniable awesomeness, I can't deny that it is Karl Uban is who I see in my brain. Because DeForest Kelly seems too familial to me to imagine him wanting the sex.
Characters/Pairings: Leonard "Bones" McCoy, unrequited McCoy/Chekov, references to Sulu/Chekov
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen for language, drinking, and angst.
Spoilers: None, really. Just vague references for the universe. Again, could be read as ST:TOS, or STXI.
Disclaimer: I so totally own all forms and incarnations of Star Trek. For reals. So Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Disclaimer: I so totally own these works. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership toward Star Trek are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer: I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Star Trek." Those works belong to their creators.
Beta: Thanks for the betaing and cheerleading of [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_!
Dedication: Written for my dear friend [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_ who is my cross-country brain twin. Seriously, together, we are Beetman! Yes, she did beta my story for her. I'm a baaad monkey.

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Title: That Guy and That Other Guy
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: Die Hard AU, mixed with DC Universe/Justice League
Characters/Pairings: John, Matt, featuring Superman, Wonder Woman, and Holly. John/Matt
Summary: John McClane becomes the new Green Lantern, and Matt Farrell aka the Flash, develops a crush.
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen for language and manly men kissage.
Spoilers: Generally fthe Justice League series, and through the first three Die Hard movies.
Disclaimer: I so totally own Die Hard and the DC 'verse. So Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Beta: Thanks for the betaing and cheerleading of [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_!
Dedication: Written for my dear friend [livejournal.com profile] megyal who is just a total sweetie, and got me into the Die Hard fandom. I started this as a little "pick me up" for her some time ago. So for the holidays, I decided to clean it up and add to it.

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Title: Not Much More Than This
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: Firefly
Characters/Pairings: Mal/Simon, references to Zoe/Kaylee, and past Kaylee/Simon, Zoe/Wash, and Mal/Inara
Rating/Warnings: Um, adult. So, so, so adult. I's just pretty much porn.
Spoilers: For "Serenity"
Disclaimer: I so totally own Firefly. So Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Beta: Thanks for the betaing and cheerleading of [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_!
Dedication: Written for my dear friend [livejournal.com profile] anxiety_junkie who is so awesome. Originally, I was going to write some adorable crack, but scrapped it at the last minute and decided to write porn. Hope you don't mind, dear.

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Title: Lament of a Madman
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: Profiler
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Samantha
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen for references to serial killing.
Spoilers: Generally through the series
Disclaimer: I so totally own Profiler. So Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Beta: Thanks for the betaing and cheerleading of [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_!
Dedication: Written for my dear friend [livejournal.com profile] serialbathera who is just a total sweetie, always there to pick me up when I'm bummed. I love you so, Amanda!

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Title: And You'll Go Down on a Bed of Nails
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS, AtS
Characters/Pairings: Angel, vague references to Willow/Tara and Buffy/Angel, imagined Willow/Angelus
Rating/Warnings: This one is R for adult themes and gore.
Spoilers: Through BtVS, Season 6 and AtS Season 3.
Disclaimer: I so totally own Buffy. So Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Beta:   Thanks for the betaing and cheerleading of [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_!  We always chat and I thank her for taking it upon herself to yell/prod/wheedle me into working on my stuff. 
Author's Note:  Title comes from th song "Evil Night Together" by Jill Tracy.
Dedication: Written for my dear friend [livejournal.com profile] velvetwhip who has been an awesome friend and wonderful source of support for me over the years.  I love you, honey!

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Title: The End of a Fixed Point
Author: batmanvinnie aka vinniebatman
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Jack/OFC, Jack/ULOJS, Gwen/Rhys, Tosh/Owen
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Spoilers: For all of Torchwood, including "Children of Earth."
Disclaimer: I so totally own these shows. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership toward "Doctor Who" or "Torchwood" are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Betas: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] kitty_poker1 for the character and canon check, and [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_ for the grammar and phrasing help.
Author's Note: Written for the birthday of my dear, wonderful, awesome friend, [livejournal.com profile] suki_blue. I love you!

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The End Begins Here )
Title: Enterprise Dog Park
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: Star Trek 2009
Pairings: None, really. Though there are references forMcCoy/Chekov (McChekov? Chekoy? McChek? McCov?) and Gaila/Chapel
Rating/Warnings: Teen for references to animal abuse. And for the fact that this is a total crack AU where they’re almost all dogs.
Summary: “Leonard may have been a stupidnogoodbad dog, but he understood what the other dogs didn't."
Spoilers: None aside from character traits.
Disclaimer: I so totally own these works. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership toward Star Trek are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Dedication: This is written for my darling [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_. I love you dear!!!!
Beta: *is embarrassed* [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_ Yep, she beta’d a fic I wrote for her. But in my defense, I wasn’t actually going to post it. But she liked it, so I sort just agreed.

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