Title: A Man of Dark Intent
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: Star Trek 2009
Pairings: McCoy/Chekov (McChekov? Chekoy? McChek? McCov?)
Rating/Warnings: Adult. Big warnings for the Gay sex, blood, and a scene with intended non-con, in case you are sensitive to this issue.
Summary: On a Federation Colony, Chekov meets a man with dark intentions that will change his and McCoy's life.
Spoilers: Spoilers for ST:2009. None for the Original Series
Disclaimer: I so totally own these works. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership toward Star Trek are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.
Real Disclaimer: I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Star Trek." Those works belong to their creators.
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_ . Yep, kinda lame.
Dedication: This is written for my darling [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_ . I love you dear!!!!
Author's Note: The whole vampire-y lore I use is sort of a cross between Bram Stroker's Dracula (someone must have blood to be turned, and sunlight doesn't kill them, though they are weaker) and Underworld (eyes change color, no shape shifting abilities, and no weakness with regard to religious artifacts).
Author's Note 2: Thanks so much to [livejournal.com profile] strickens_girl , my fellow Beetle minion, for looking for someone to make our icon *claps.* And one bazillion thank yous to [livejournal.com profile] jameschick for making it.

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Title: Boys are Dumb
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Characters/Pairings: All cast is involved. Derek/Spencer, J.J./Will
Rating/Warnings: Adult for language and sexings, references to past sexual abuse.
Spoilers: For the series, up to season 4.
Disclaimer: I so totally own this show! So Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer: I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material and characters of "Criminal Minds" Those works belong to their creators.
Beta: Thanks for the betaing and cheerleading of [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_ !
Dedication: Written for my dear friend [livejournal.com profile] suki_blue whom I love more than fudge.
Author's Note: So, most sites say that Matthew Gray Gubler's eyes are green. According to this picture, I think his eyes are likely hazel. So I'm going with hazel, but if you have a picture proving the green, let me know.

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Title: Second Chances
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: Could be read as ST:TOS, or STXI. Though despite DeForest Kelly's utter and undeniable awesomeness, I can't deny that it is Karl Uban is who I see in my brain. Because DeForest Kelly seems too familial to me to imagine him wanting the sex.
Characters/Pairings: Leonard "Bones" McCoy, unrequited McCoy/Chekov, references to Sulu/Chekov
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen for language, drinking, and angst.
Spoilers: None, really. Just vague references for the universe. Again, could be read as ST:TOS, or STXI.
Disclaimer: I so totally own all forms and incarnations of Star Trek. For reals. So Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Disclaimer: I so totally own these works. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership toward Star Trek are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Real Disclaimer: I make no money from this, and claim no ownership over the to any of the copyrighted material of "Star Trek." Those works belong to their creators.
Beta: Thanks for the betaing and cheerleading of [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_!
Dedication: Written for my dear friend [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_ who is my cross-country brain twin. Seriously, together, we are Beetman! Yes, she did beta my story for her. I'm a baaad monkey.

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Title: That Guy and That Other Guy
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: Die Hard AU, mixed with DC Universe/Justice League
Characters/Pairings: John, Matt, featuring Superman, Wonder Woman, and Holly. John/Matt
Summary: John McClane becomes the new Green Lantern, and Matt Farrell aka the Flash, develops a crush.
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen for language and manly men kissage.
Spoilers: Generally fthe Justice League series, and through the first three Die Hard movies.
Disclaimer: I so totally own Die Hard and the DC 'verse. So Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Beta: Thanks for the betaing and cheerleading of [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_!
Dedication: Written for my dear friend [livejournal.com profile] megyal who is just a total sweetie, and got me into the Die Hard fandom. I started this as a little "pick me up" for her some time ago. So for the holidays, I decided to clean it up and add to it.

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Title: Not Much More Than This
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: Firefly
Characters/Pairings: Mal/Simon, references to Zoe/Kaylee, and past Kaylee/Simon, Zoe/Wash, and Mal/Inara
Rating/Warnings: Um, adult. So, so, so adult. I's just pretty much porn.
Spoilers: For "Serenity"
Disclaimer: I so totally own Firefly. So Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Beta: Thanks for the betaing and cheerleading of [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_!
Dedication: Written for my dear friend [livejournal.com profile] anxiety_junkie who is so awesome. Originally, I was going to write some adorable crack, but scrapped it at the last minute and decided to write porn. Hope you don't mind, dear.

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Title: Lament of a Madman
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: Profiler
Characters/Pairings: Jack/Samantha
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen for references to serial killing.
Spoilers: Generally through the series
Disclaimer: I so totally own Profiler. So Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Beta: Thanks for the betaing and cheerleading of [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_!
Dedication: Written for my dear friend [livejournal.com profile] serialbathera who is just a total sweetie, always there to pick me up when I'm bummed. I love you so, Amanda!

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Title: And You'll Go Down on a Bed of Nails
Author: vinniebatman
Fandom: BtVS, AtS
Characters/Pairings: Angel, vague references to Willow/Tara and Buffy/Angel, imagined Willow/Angelus
Rating/Warnings: This one is R for adult themes and gore.
Spoilers: Through BtVS, Season 6 and AtS Season 3.
Disclaimer: I so totally own Buffy. So Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Beta:   Thanks for the betaing and cheerleading of [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_!  We always chat and I thank her for taking it upon herself to yell/prod/wheedle me into working on my stuff. 
Author's Note:  Title comes from th song "Evil Night Together" by Jill Tracy.
Dedication: Written for my dear friend [livejournal.com profile] velvetwhip who has been an awesome friend and wonderful source of support for me over the years.  I love you, honey!

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Title: The End of a Fixed Point
Author: batmanvinnie aka vinniebatman
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Jack/OFC, Jack/ULOJS, Gwen/Rhys, Tosh/Owen
Rating/Warnings: This one is teen.
Spoilers: For all of Torchwood, including "Children of Earth."
Disclaimer: I so totally own these shows. Bow Down! *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership toward "Doctor Who" or "Torchwood" are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Betas: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] kitty_poker1 for the character and canon check, and [livejournal.com profile] _beetle_ for the grammar and phrasing help.
Author's Note: Written for the birthday of my dear, wonderful, awesome friend, [livejournal.com profile] suki_blue. I love you!

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Title: Always
Author: vinniebatman
Rating: Teen?
Pairing: Emily/Spencer
Summary: Emily reflects on her relationship with Spencer.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap the creators and owners; he was threatened with hot poker torture and chainsaws so I could meet the real him. I now own all. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Beta: The fabulous, incomparable beetle! I love you!
Author’s Note: Written for one of the sweetest people I know, serialbathera. I heart you darling!!!

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Title: A Royal Pain in the Ass, Part Five
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom/Spoilers: SGA AU.  Contains characters from the show, but that's about where it ends. 
Pairings: McShep
Prompt: Written for the birthday of one of my favoritest people in the world, [info]suki_blue !  I heart you...
Rating/Warnings:  Adult at some point.  Hey, it's a present, and what says "I love you" better than gay pron?
Disclaimer:
  If I did own SGA, God, the amount of naked hot gay luvin' would be overwhelming!  But I don't, so let us mourn appropriately.   
Summary:
  Prince Rodney must complete a quest in order to be named King
A/N:
  Okay, so I was working on another story, but it just wouldn't work out, so I decided to scrap it and start anew.
Beta:
  None
Previous Parts Can Be Found HERE.
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Title: A Royal Pain in the Ass, Part Four
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom/Spoilers: SGA AU.  Contains characters from the show, but that's about where it ends. 
Pairings: McShep
Prompt: Written for the birthday of one of my favoritest people in the world, [info]Suki_blue !  I heart you...
Rating/Warnings:  Adult!  Finally!  Hey, it's a present, and what says "I love you" better than gay pron?
Disclaimer:
  If I did own SGA, God, the amount of naked hot gay lovin' would be overwhelming!  But I don't, so let us mourn appropriately.   
Summary:
  Prince Rodney must complete a quest in order to be named King
A/N:
  This will probably be the longest part of the story.  And I apologize for part three, which was kind of lame.  It was problematic, but I had to get it written.  I feel part four makes up for it in characterization and sex.  Also thanks to [info]mecurtin for her suggestions regarding John.  They helped!  Also, I have no knowledge of mining, so please ignore any glaring errors you come across.  Or give me some suggestions. 
Beta:  None
Previous Parts Can Be Found HERE
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Title: A Royal Pain in the Ass, Part Three
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom/Spoilers: SGA AU.  Contains characters from the show, but that's about where it ends. 
Pairings: McShep
Prompt: Written for the birthday of one of my favoritest people in the world,[info]suki_blue .  I heart you...
Rating/Warnings:  Adult at some point.  Hey, it's a present, and what says "I love you" better than gay pron?
Disclaimer:
  If I did own SGA, God, the amount of naked hot gay luvin' would be overwhelming!  But I don't, so let us mourn appropriately.   
Summary:
  Prince Rodney must complete a quest in order to be named King
A/N:
  Okay, sorry this took so long.  But it turned out that I hadn't thought a major plot development, namely the destruction of the Wraith, all the way through.  But now I have, so we may rejoice.
Beta:
  None

Previous Parts Can Be Found HERE.
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Part Four is Here (Currently Blocked for Editing... Sorry!)

Title:  BEST.DAY.EVER.
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: SGA
Pairings/Characters: McShep
Rating/Warnings:  Adult
Summary:  [info]wolfshark  wanted some happy!comment!porn for her rainy day.  I started a comment, but  like much of my writing, it just kept growing and growing.  So instead I present happy!goodfuture!drabble!series!porn!  It's a story with porn told in five true 100-word drabbles.  NOT BETA'D, just a bit of crazy porn n' fluff.






Disclaimer: I conquered the world AND the Pegasus Galaxy.  I now own all. Thank you.   Or not.

 

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Title:  Paradise Changed
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS/AtS, spoilers for BtVS season seven, and AtS season five
 Pairings: Willow/Angel  
Rating/Warnings:  Teen
Summary:  After receiving his reward, Angel awakens as a human to find that the Oracles have changed the world. 
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
Beta: The deliciously delectable [personal profile] suki_blue!
A/N: This is a little appreciation "I love you"  piece for [personal profile] velvetwhip , a thank you for her kind support and continued contributions to this fandom.  It's my version of an e-hug.
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Title:  Not in So Many Words
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS, but pay no attention to the Season 8 comic.
Pairings: Spander, duh
Rating/Warnings:  Adult for the gay man on man loving! (yay!)
Prompt:  S/X, Deluge 
Summary: After returning from Africa, Xander gets stuck patrolling with Spike.  Things happen.
Teaser:   Damn it, it just wasn't fair; Spike looked all sleek and dangerous when wet, while Xander was fairly certain that he looked like a drowned rat… or perhaps a water buffalo.
Beta: The one, the only, the marvelous [personal profile] suki_blue.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture, chainsaws, and an exorcism. I now own all. Thank you. *Doctor's Note: Patient exhibits delusions of grandeur and any claims of ownership are pure fantasy. No harm is meant. Seriously, it's better than her throwing rocks at people.*
A/N:  Written for the birthday of my new, lovely friend [personal profile] noandwhere.  Happy birthday, sweets!
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Title:  The Mistletoe Conspiracy
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: SGA
Pairings/Characters: McShep
Rating/Warnings:  Teen
Summary:  When smart people get bored, strange things happen. This is my pathetic version of a Christmas prezzie for [personal profile] suki_blue.
Disclaimer: I conquered the world AND the Pegasus Galaxy.  I now own all. Thank you.   Or not. 

Title:  A Reality Altered
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: Smallville
Pairings/Characters: Clex
Rating/Warnings:  Adult
Summary:  They say one tiny change, one different choice, leads to a branching of reality.  Takes place in the middle of a drastically altered season three.  This is my pathetic version of a Christmas prezzie for [profile] cinderella81.
Disclaimer: I now own all. Thank you.   Or not.
Title:  Twenty Years of Mistletoe
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: BtVS
Pairings/Characters: Angel/Willow, Spander
Rating/Warnings:  Mature for naughty thoughts and innuendo!
Summary:  Time passes so slowly, and yet so quickly; and sometimes, it takes couple of decades and pranksters for you to see what's been in front of you the whole time.  This is a series of conversations between Angel and Willow.  This is my pathetic version of a Christmas prezzie for [personal profile] velvetwhip.
Disclaimer: I hired a pack of ninjas to kidnap Joss; he was threatened with hot poker torture and chainsaws so I could meet the real him. I now own all. Thank you.   Or not. 

Ass Shot

Aug. 11th, 2006 03:47 pm
Title:  Ass Shot
Author: vinniebatman aka batmanvinnie
Fandom: SGA
Pairings: McShep
Rating/Warnings:  Teen, maybe Adult for innuendo or language
Disclaimer:  If I did own SGA, God, the amount of naked hot gay luvin' would be overwhelming!  But I don't, so let us mourn appropriately
Summary: While working on McKay's wound, Beckett learns a few things.
A/N:  This is my first one for this fandom, and I wrote it for the one, the only [personal profile] suki_blue.  I also want to give a shout out to [personal profile] darkhavens for also helping me get addicted to this fandom.Takes place during "Sateda," whilst McKay is still doped up.  Its silly and stupid and I hope I didn't screw up too badly.
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